Guts or Balls?

[chadly]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed
below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next,
Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed
below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next,
Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Oldie but a goodie:biggrin:

 

[Black3]

:biggrin:

 

[WH1_T-Type]

lol

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

I would say the last of that statement would be 100% correct....those would lead to a very slow and painful type of death...lmao

 

[charlief1]

LOL thanks, that's funny.