Happy Birthday Jeremy (TURBOELKY):

[nordy racer]

happy birthday man..

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Heeeey, Jeffery Dahmer/Lou?

Indeed he did , so I wonder what that says about those who drive them and work on them all the time..

You know, Lou always does brag about how many heads he's got stashed around his shop?

I just thought he was talking about "car parts". Has anyone looked in his fridge?

 

[meanchicken]

You know, Lou always does brag about how many heads he's got stashed around his shop?

I just thought he was talking about "car parts". Has anyone looked in his fridge?

Now you got me thinking.
I was in Pappa Lou's shop late last week...waiting for my wife to bring my car keys back...don't ask....:tongue:

Pappa Lou disappeared into the front room that no one else dares to enter for a few minutes.

While I was standing there alone near the stairs, looking around for something cool to pilfer (too bad that sweet twin turbo V8 is so big and bulky)...I coulda sworn I heard a real creepy, deep breathing voice come from behind the door in the front room.
It growled, "It puts the lotion on it's skin."

I friggin' ran outside and hid behind the dumpster until I could see Lou again. He came out rubbing his hands together and looking around like he wanted to club a baby Harp seal.:frown:

Gotta admit...the deeper I get into my GN build, the more I feel like going to Alaska and applying for a baby Harp seal clubber job...I hear they're taking applications.

 

[turbolou]

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Now you got me thinking.
I was in Pappa Lou's shop late last week...waiting for my wife to bring my car keys back...don't ask....:tongue:

Pappa Lou disappeared into the front room that no one else dares to enter for a few minutes.

While I was standing there alone near the stairs, looking around for something cool to pilfer (too bad that sweet twin turbo V8 is so big and bulky)...I coulda sworn I heard a real creepy, deep breathing voice come from behind the door in the front room.
It growled, "It puts the lotion on it's skin."

I friggin' ran outside and hid behind the dumpster until I could see Lou again. He came out rubbing his hands together and looking around like he wanted to club a baby Harp seal.:frown:

Gotta admit...the deeper I get into my GN build, the more I feel like going to Alaska and applying for a baby Harp seal clubber job...I hear they're taking applications.

Egg sucking, chicken stealing delusional gutter trash & birthday wish thread hijacker !

 

[meanchicken]

Egg sucking, chicken stealing delusional gutter trash & birthday wish thread hijacker !

Uh....does that mean my recent promotion to 1/2 Stupid has been revoked?
Come on, Pappa Lou!
I didn't even get my (Pappa Lou says I'm only 1/2 Stupid!" T-shirt yet.

What happened to the Pappa Lou who was doing Woody Woodpecker laughs for my kids when they stopped by the shop with me?:biggrin:

 

[turbolou]

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Uh....does that mean my recent promotion to 1/2 Stupid has been revoked?
Come on, Pappa Lou!
I didn't even get my (Pappa Lou says I'm only 1/2 Stupid!" T-shirt yet.

What happened to the Pappa Lou who was doing Woody Woodpecker laughs for my kids when they stopped by the shop with me?:biggrin:

Do you not know the difference between a road runner & a woodpecker thats what I was imitating to impress your children. Poor kids have been starved for attention since you bought that Buick. Who knows what damage is being done to their little minds. Just hope they don't grow up to be sociopaths like their father. Probably raiding their piggy banks to buy that new down pipe. what a disgrace.

 

[meanchicken]

Do you not know the difference between a road runner & a woodpecker thats what I was imitating to impress your children. Poor kids have been starved for attention since you bought that Buick. Who knows what damage is being done to their little minds. Just hope they don't grow up to be sociopaths like their father. Probably raiding their piggy banks to buy that new down pipe. what a disgrace.

Nah...I emptied their piggy banks on the Camaro.

The GN is out of my own pocket....and American Express.
...and yes...you know exactly how screwed up my priorities are... lol

But after seeing how you acted around my kids and the whole Woody woodpecker act, you can't fool me anymore.
Behind all that snarling and gnashing of teeth is a jolly ol' grandpappa Lou.:biggrin:

I think I'm well on my way to only being 1/4 Stupid now that I know the real Lou. If I'm wrong...just say, "Shut-up Stupid."

Uh....you seen my car keys anywhere....I gotta go home.

Oh...Happy Brithday again Jeremy....sorry for the birthday post hijack!

 

[turbolou]

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Nah...I emptied their piggy banks on the Camaro.

The GN is out of my own pocket....and American Express.
...and yes...you know exactly how screwed up my priorities are... lol

But after seeing how you acted around my kids and the whole Woody woodpecker act, you can't fool me anymore.
Behind all that snarling and gnashing of teeth is a jolly ol' grandpappa Lou.:biggrin:

I think I'm well on my way to only being 1/4 Stupid now that I know the real Lou. If I'm wrong...just say, "Shut-up Stupid."

Uh....you seen my car keys anywhere....I gotta go home.

Oh...Happy Brithday again Jeremy....sorry for the birthday post hijack!

OK per your suggestion here's a shut up stupid !

 

[meanchicken]

Ah thanks, Pappa Lou.
Gee...you're the greatest!



See you at Church on Sunday!

 

[TURBOELKY]

Ah thanks, Pappa Lou.
Gee...you're the greatest!



See you at Church on Sunday!

you guys turned my birthday thread into a butt smooching contest. lovers, huh:tongue:

 

[fatwhistle]

happy b-day jeremy