Gary Wells
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Happy Birthday, Pete, & best wishes for many more. Thanks for all the help you have given me.
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rafael vasquez
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Happy b-day pete. U pick VAGAS or ADELITAS???????????
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happy B-day Pete......
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Happy Birthday...
Just heard on the news, that this extreme heat we're having can be very dangerous to old people. My advice to you is, stay inside and drink cold beer. Lots of cold beer.
Cheers...
Mike
Just heard on the news, that this extreme heat we're having can be very dangerous to old people. My advice to you is, stay inside and drink cold beer. Lots of cold beer.
Cheers...
Mike
marred4life
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happy birthday bud just spoke with him lil while ago hes having a party at one of his relatives house. pete is really good honest friend .
Underboost
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Happy Birthday Pete!
old jokes haha
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for The Weather Channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for The Weather Channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
750H.P.V6
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Happy B-Day Pete!!
I liked the old peoples jokes above. I know first hand about furry ears. Mutant hair growth sucks! :biggrin: Just think about it, Lou can't remember when he was your age. I hope you stayed cool and had a great celebration!!
Neal
I liked the old peoples jokes above. I know first hand about furry ears. Mutant hair growth sucks! :biggrin: Just think about it, Lou can't remember when he was your age.
I hope you stayed cool and had a great celebration!!Neal
TurboT4life
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happy b-day pete. I'll have a beer for you.
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