Honey I have a headache LOL

[JOHNDEEREGN]

:biggrin:

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.



“Perfect,” her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.

You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you!"

 

[blackmonte]

Nice LOL, I might have to try that.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Nice LOL, I might have to try that.

Let me know how that works out for you

 

[tb3]

probably old, but how bout this one?



A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is
feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home. He
finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so
he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks -
"What did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

 

[ROYAL_6]

LOL! now that is funny...lol.. thanks for the laught and for the great response.. im sure my wife will flip...lol..