A husband shopping center (HusbandMart) has just opened where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed
of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go
up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking."
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help with the housework."
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
"Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed
of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go
up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
"Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking."
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help with the housework."
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
"Floor 6 - You are visitor number 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.
I agree 1000%
