Jerryl
Tall Unvaccinated Chinese Guy
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SignUp Now!If I was threatened with 20 years, I would be singing.
Not saying I'm cool but when I returned to tech. college after Christmas break 92-93 someone asked how my vacation was, not bad.. got arrested twice.. minor in possession both times big dealThat's like another feather in his hat, means he's really getting under the deep state's skin.
Kind of like being the cool kid in school getting sent twice in one day to the principal's office.
well ...the best is when you wake up to the jailer calling you over the speaker .... to first arraignment....and knowing where the hell your at ...or let alone knowing what you did....Not saying I'm cool but when I returned to tech. college after Christmas break 92-93 someone asked how my vacation was, not bad.. got arrested twice.. minor in possession both times big deal
not knowing ....well ...the best is when you wake up to the jailer calling you over the speaker .... to first arraignment....and knowing where the hell your at ...or let alone knowing what you did....![]()
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So this happened to KC87 the other night ...down in a fancy hotel bar in queens ....thought yall might like a story ...gimme dolla...
he met an older woman at the bar ...and she was pretty nice and right...pretty good for a 60 year old ...I myself was jealous bc I was getting no attention...but all I found myself thinking was damn I bet she has a fine daughter ...we drank some more and she asked KC87 if he had ever had a sportsman double ?...he looked like t guy when asked ..and said no but im ready for whatever...she pounded down her drink and invited us both back to her house ....we both were excited in the ride over in his stinking ass buick ....smelled liked a Chineses laundry with dirty socks and drawers...ill have to give him some of my custom stripper scent ....anyways...we both began to embrace the idea of this cougar's daughter ....and I said no mater what happens just let them choose or it might get crazy......walked into the abode...and she offered up another shot of some JD...and she asked again you ready for a sportsman's double with a wink... little excited so to speak...we said of course ...she turned and yelled up stairs ...HEY MOM you READY got some buick boys down here!!...
One of the better story’s I’ve heard. Nothing much to laugh about these days, but grass hopper pre- ejaculated made me fall out. Still laughingAll very true except the stinking buick, that was your breath blowing back in your face.
P.S. What was funny was when they both pulled out their false teeth and poor ole Grass Doctor pre-ejaculated!![]()
One of the better story’s I’ve heard. Nothing much to laugh about these days, but grass hopper pre- ejaculated made me fall out. Still laughing
I think you are just jeaolous because both them wanted "the grass doctor".All very true except the stinking buick, that was your breath blowing back in your face.
P.S. What was funny was when they both pulled out their false teeth and poor ole Grass Doctor pre-ejaculated!![]()