Joke for today

[Mark T-TB]

John is really lettin' us down here lately with his computer "issues". I saw this one the other day, only had to do a little editing...

"Missing Person"
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report on his wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, she can't be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit …
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes
Inspector: Can you tell me the type & color of the car ?.
Husband: Yes - a 1987 Buick Grand National with turbocharged and intercooled 3.8 litre V6 engine generating 245 horse power teamed with an 200R4 automatic transmission. It has full halogen headlights, scanmaster, and GNX-style wheels. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door…and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir. . . .We will find your car.

 

[626gn]

Lol!!

 

[Travon]

Lol!!

 

[TRICKSIXPA]

Somebody needs to put out an APB
On Huber!!

 

[Mark T-TB]

Somebody needs to put out an APB
On Huber!!

He stopped by my place on Saturday... apparently the tech gremlins will not go away - thus he seems "missing"

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Outstanding!

Mike B.