Joke: Men do remember Special Occasions

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A woman woke up one night and found that her husband was not in the bed with her. She went downstairs and found him at the table drinking a cup of coffee. She asked," Honey, what are you doing down here this time of morning?". As he wiped a tear from his eye, he said," Dear, do you remember 20 years ago when you were 16 and your daddy caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" She answered,"Yes, I remember that night". He said," Do you remember when your daddy got his shotgun and said are you going to marry my daughter or am I going to send you to jail for 20 years?" She said,"Yes, I remember, why?" He brushed back another tear and said," I would have gotten out today".