Here's one I picked up I think on facebook. WHAT IS THE BEST ENGINE IN THE WORLD....THE VAGINA…
IT CAN BE STARTED WITH JUST ONE FINGER, IT CAN TAKE ANY SIZE PISTON, IT’S SELF LUBRICATING, AND CHANGES IT’S OWN OIL EVERY 30 DAYS, IT’S A SHAME THE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM CAN SUCH A BITCH