Two Irishmen (no offense to anybody Irish, that's just how I heard it!) were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men happened upon an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the stranded men, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however stated that he could only grant one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the man holding the lamp blurted out, "Make the entire ocean turn into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash and immediately the sea turned into the finest beer ever tasted.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their situation.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tense moment,he said,
"Good job, idiot. Now we're gonna have to pi$$ in the boat!"
Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
To the amazement of the stranded men, a genie came forth.
This particular genie, however stated that he could only grant one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the man holding the lamp blurted out, "Make the entire ocean turn into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash and immediately the sea turned into the finest beer ever tasted.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their situation.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tense moment,he said,
"Good job, idiot. Now we're gonna have to pi$$ in the boat!"
