TurboJunky
Fire the Federal Gov't
- Joined
- Nov 5, 2002
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Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law or any of that
nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this
allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with . .
. "it is a cultural thing. You would not understand,
pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory
from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your
front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English
at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in
your school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico. And, insist that local Mexican law
enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck!
quotas, visas, international law or any of that
nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this
allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with . .
. "it is a cultural thing. You would not understand,
pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory
from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your
front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English
at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in
your school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico. And, insist that local Mexican law
enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck!