Most embarrassing event in your life?

[GNflyby]

What would be the most embarrassing situation in your life?

I was in a coffee shop and wanted to use the toilet and I looked around and I saw a corridor in front of me with people sitting their having their coffees, so I get up and started walking towards the corridor, but it wasn’t a corridor it was just mirrors the management put up, what I was seeing was a reflection of the room I was already in, so I walk up to it and started to push the mirror thinking it was a door, when I finally figured out it was a huge wall mirror, I put my head down and walked out, and it was full of people which was embarrassing.

 

[GNeric]

I would have to say it was the night of my bachelor party. I drank more than I planned to. Everyone else drank a little until I got buzzed and they pretended to drink and plan the rest of the evening. I was taken into the middle of town to a cruise hangout (Checker Auto), stripped down and covered in whipped cream. They were going to chase me down the street to the Sonic drive-in but I was too drunk to even walk. This was a pretty busy Thursday night with lots of people I knew out and about. People were honking and waving.

 

[turbojimmy]

Mine's worse because I was stone cold sober.

I was looking for a job back in '98. I'm in marketing and had applied to a ton of different places. Damark, the mail-order junk company, was one of them. Datek, the online trading company was not. I get a call from Damark (so I thought) for an interview. I did a lot of research on the company, the industry, etc. The day came, I put on my best suit and went to the suite at the address they gave me. Waited a bit in reception, and ultimately sat down with the hiring dude. We chit chatted a little and he started asking me why I wanted to work there. I impressed him with my knowledge of the mail-order industry and how the Internet was revolutionizing the way people buy things. He said that was all nice, but I was sitting at the offices of Datek, not Damark. The interview ended pretty abruptly. We did talk a little afterwards and he had no idea where my resume came from because clearly I didn't have the experience they were looking for. I told him I didn't even apply at Datek so I was equally puzzled.

As I left I noticed the big Datek logo on the glass doors that I entered through.

Jim

 

[GNeric]

DOH!

Like when you try like hell to push the door open and someone has to say "P-U-L-L spells push".

 

[Turbo Indian]

yea like I'm going to tell yall my MOST embarrassing situation.
but this was a good one. when the wife & I were dating we used to do the parking thing, well we were getting all hot & heavy at the local street race hang out (it was out in the middle of know where & it was a week night) no one around. well a friend had a dodge diplomat just like the cops had at the time. we were both naked as a newborn child when head lights pulled up behind. I saw the front marker lights were dodge diplomat so I assumed it was the friend of mine, so I started the car & drove off ( mind you my licence was revoked for several speeding tickets). well as soon as I drove off on came the red lights ! she threw a shirt on & I covered my exposed area as he walked up. he asked what are you doing? the smart ass that I am I said what does it look like, he replied you can't do that here, I said ok we'll go back to my place & finish. off we drove!

 

[AZ Vic]

We got caught too... The cop asked us a few things and seemed cool... then he told us to, and I quote "go ahead and get back to whatever you weren't doing"

That seemed too good to be true.


another most embarrassing...

I am in Walmart, head to the bathroom with my eyeballs floating, and run in to a stall... I'm in the middle of my business and I look down and see a foot next to me in the other stall. It has toe nail polish on it. It also happens to be wearing patent leather high heels...

Well, I think to myself for a second, what the heck is this freak doing in here???

Then it hits me like a brick...

So I finish up and have to wait like 20 minutes until I am pretty sure the last lady has left the retroom and I burst out of that door and head out... I pass a lady coming in and give her a simple "please don't ask" nod and never turn back...


No matter how bad I have to go now, i always look twice.

 

[TR Custom Parts]

Caught in the moment myself. Had a place where I would bring girlfriends and knew that the cops would cruise thru about 1 AM every morning. Was a ballfield at the grammar school but was actually pretty private with only a 100 ft section you could see on to the ballfield from the street.

Parked my groovy 74 Vega near home plate and we took our blanket out to left field. Unfortunately, I didn't think about the full moon that nite and when the cop came by he could see my car plain as day. Sooo, the cop jumps the curb and heads over towards my car. My girlfriend panics and runs into the woods stark naked! Meanwhile, not wanting to have my car towed away I quickly get dressed and head over to the car with a blanket and all of my girlfriend's clothes but no girlfriend. The cop says we have had a big vandalism problem at the school and I explained that we weren't vandalising anything. Of course he was wondering where my girlfriend was and I explained that she ran into the woods. Guess it would have looked a lot more suspicious today. He told me to find her and get her home. He left but waited at the entrance to the school for us to leave.

 

[wiked87gn]

it was in pre-school 6th grade, i was the leader in a study group in which the most good looking girl in school i had a crash on was part off, i had to let one loose and thought i could hold it or let it out quietly, WRONG, it came out and it was the loudest FART ever, not wet just LOUD everyone is the classroom heard it and the teacher turned over to me and said you could off excuse yourself and walkout and let it loose outside the classroom, my face was so red i thought it was going to bleed , that was the most embarrasing moment ever and i think it also ruined my chances of ever getting to that girl..

 

[2QUIK6]

Getting beat in a drag race in my '79 Z28 by a chick in a GN back in 1987 That's why I have a GN
A good funny one comes to mind that I had a part in but was not embarressing to me at all...me and some co-workers were in a strip club and we paid a dancer $100 to sit on one of the guys lap that was with us and run her fingers thru his hair to see if she could "accidentally" pull his hair piece off. See, no one ever said anything about it, but we all could tell it was a hair piece....so that night the truth came out...The girl was playing a little rough with him and grabbing his head and then she start pulling on his hair, he was trying to stop her and then oooppss.....you should have seen this guys face when it came off

 

[RobsIron]

I was 16 and stocking shelves at a Publix supermarket. They had a huge Wine/Champange display right next to the office and front registers. The display was temporary with makeshift shelves. I went to 'block' the shelves by putting bottles from the back to the front to give a 'full' look. When more of the weight was to the front the whole top shelf fell onto the bottom shelves creating a HUGE Explosion.
Picture a supermarket with all the hustle and bustle and registers singing all of a sudden going to complete silence with everyone staring at me holding a wine bottle in my hand, wine all over me and turning 5 different shades of red.
I immediately walked to the back room and didn't come out...not even to help clean it all up.
It was Brutal.

 

[DrkBluT-TyPe]

Hmm...my most embarresing moment,wasn't really a moment but a weekend. It was a friends graduation party and omg...we partied hard into the wee hours of the morning. I went to bed at like 6 o clock to wake up at 9 remembering i have to go to the lakehouse with 5 of my girls that are friends and one of my best guy friends...with parents. So i get packed and i drive up their...and when i get their like im slurring all of my words can't think straight and was like omg this is hell. The girls thought i was trying to be funny but when saterday and sunday came around (sunday finally the hangover) they knew what was going on and thought it was even funnier. I'm just glad the parents didn't notice