Hey their Vtech, I think they should change it to Stech For "Slow". Let me tell you about my little encounter with an Stech. I was driving home from school the other day in my 86 GN when this idiot fly's by me in this shoppingcart looking white thing. He throws his hazards and jumps in front of me but I pay Him no mind. Well, I meet up with him a few lights down and he starts reving that thing. He was with his little girl friend so you know how that is. I lowered my window and I kindly asked him if he thoght his car was fast, and he said yeah. So I asked him if he wanted to race and he said yeah. The light hit green and we took off. After 1st gear I was gone. I think I pulled like 2 bus lenghts on him and I was only going 80. This made me kind of angre cause he made me waste my fuel. That was the last I saw of him. I didn't want to embarase the guy. Poor guy, I don't think he got any that night.
On a scale from 1 to slow, your car is slow! If they gave me a freaken Stech I would throw it in my back yard so my dogs could play with it. Their like these little anoying weed eaters. They kind of sound like my remote control Boat!
Lets see:
A stock Gn runs a 14.7 from factory, your car runs like a 22 or something. YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG BOYS!
My Car: 0-60 in 4. 3 sec.
Your car: 0-60 in slow!!!!!!
My car has 148 K miles and I will still...............Spank..........your..............@$$.
Keep Cowin' around ricer.
H O N D A Stands for: How Odd, No Damb Acceleration !!!!!
Goodnight.