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This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the Marina.
I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he
didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he
didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
