need 5 things from the grocery

[Chuck Leeper]

Are the condoms in case you cut your finger and need to cover it? Barter? Water balloons?

None of the above. I have arthritis, and I don't want to get it wet.

 

[KC87]

1. Morgan (captain)
2. Mary jane (some stores will have it)
3. Meat (any kind you can make jerky with)...basically anything!!!
4. Mushrooms... (Probably not at the store, but you never know).
5. Macaroni (any kind will do)

Finally, someone who likes to eat healthy.

Kielbasa
King Crab
Kale
Kidney Beans
Kashi Blueberry

And a gourmet.

 

[Jerryl]

Jack OLD NO. 7
Jack FIRE
Jack TENNESSEE HONEY
Jack GENTLEMAN
Jack NO. 27 GOLD

 

[grass doctor]

Jack OLD NO. 7
Jack FIRE
Jack TENNESSEE HONEY
Jack GENTLEMAN
Jack NO. 27 GOLD

my man too much sugar in your diet

 

[TurboTGuy]

What's funny is wegmans has the rubbers out in the open and you could do self checkout. Walturd has them locked up so you have to get someone. Imagine some hot honey "cumming" to unlock it and you have to tell her the "petite" ones. Talk about a hit to your self esteem.
And NO, not speaking from experience.

I'm hung like a field mouse.......... why do you think I have a fast car?

Angry Inch Racing - "Compensating since 1976"

 

[SCOOBY DOO]

Beer
Booze
Bacardi
Burgers
Buns

 

[grass doctor]

Beer
Booze
Bacardi
Burgers
Buns

damn just like Jerryl another diabetic ...

 

[SCOOBY DOO]

damn just like Jerryl another diabetic ...

In real life, I am a diabetic. Type 2.

 

[grass doctor]

In real life, I am a diabetic. Type 2.

I see why brudda ...between the Swiss chalet and the booze .. you can't complain ...get you a car back scoob..maybe a new C8

 

[KC87]

Jack OLD NO. 7
Jack FIRE
Jack TENNESSEE HONEY
Jack GENTLEMAN
Jack NO. 27 GOLD

Looks like you'll be doing a lot of Jacking!

 

[KC87]

I'm hung like a field mouse.......... why do you think I have a fast car?

Angry Inch Racing - "Compensating since 1976"

I'm hung like a mule and drive a 1973 Toyota Tercel.

File:1st-Toyota-Tercel.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

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The sporty 2 door!

 

[Jerryl]

Looks like you'll be doing a lot of Jacking!

Hunkering down.
Jacking UP is always better than OFF.

 

[KC87]

Hunkering down.
Jacking UP is always better than OFF.

OH MY!

 

[TurboTGuy]

I'm hung like a mule and drive a 1973 Toyota Tercel.

File:1st-Toyota-Tercel.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

The sporty 2 door!

The kid next door, 4th of 4 boys, is now driving the hand-me-down Tercel his first brother got back in '09.

God knows how many hours my landlord and I have into that turd.......... every one of the boys has messed that car up in one way or another and is afraid to tell their dad they did it. We just fix it up and sent them on their way, with a big thank you from dad, who often came over and watched the repairs and paid for parts........ Each of those kids thought they were pulling a fast one......

 

[Jerryl]

5. Condoms

Better stock up!

 

[KC87]

Better stock up!
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Just go to the waste treatment plant and skim them off the top with a butterfly net. All the snowflakes are into recycling right.
That reminds me about how sad this country has gotten. How about the two new super heroes, Snowflake and Safespace,no shit!

ICYMI: Snowflake Almost Became Marvel's First Non-Binary Superhero in 2020

Snowflake, a hero meant to join the New Warriors following the Outlawed event, was meant to be Marvel's first non-binary superhero.

www.cbr.com

 

[Chuck Leeper]

NP, here. I have plenty.
I'm the official tester for the Trojan large size condoms. We are now in testing phase 2, of a new design.

 

[Jerryl]

NP, here. I have plenty.
I'm the official tester for the Trojan large size condoms. We are now in testing phase 2, of a new design.

You said once you buy the ones made for horses?

 

[Jerryl]

Some surely don't need any more food from the store.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

You said once you buy the ones made for horses?

For those interested, the CEO told me they also make them for sheep and goat shaggers. Lou probably has that testing job locked up!...…….