need 5 things from the grocery

Chuck Leeper said:
NP, here. I have plenty.
I'm the official tester for the Trojan large size condoms. We are now in testing phase 2, of a new design. ;)
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You mean these? :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

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no more grocery lists ?? have y'all been to the grocery ... its hit or miss down here ... mostly miss ...
 
1952ray said:
Ok since I don’t eat the same thing everyday, here go’s

1. Raisin Bran. Breakfast
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I knew you were a thrill seeker! And here I just have Bob Evans with eggs and toast. :D
Bet you have good bowel movement. :LOL:
 
grass doctor said:
no more grocery lists ?? have y'all been to the grocery ... its hit or miss down here ... mostly miss ...
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Had one bad week here and then pretty much back to normal except for the TP buyers and than grabbing all the BBQ sauce for it. Rubbing alcohol, bleach still in demand but that's about it. We have Danny Wegman, who has his daughter Colleen, who has all the real workers taking care of business. Yes, shes hot and her sister Nicole hotter, shes the nice one, Colleen is a barracuda and will chew you up and spit you out if given a chance.
 
Chuck Leeper said:
NP, here. I have plenty.
I'm the official tester for the Trojan large size condoms. We are now in testing phase 2, of a new design. ;)
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I think I have you beat Chuck, been shooting blanks for years, as I aged
the type 2 took over. Went to the nut playing Doc to complain. Per him had a pump install, didn’t know what I was getting into, they split you dick open on both sides and install two small tubes. Sew you up and put a small pump in your lower gut with a button you can feel. Push the button hard dick in 30 seconds. Really works good. My wife has been know to push the button back in the day whole I was sleeping. I would wake up with her riding along. However they disconnected the pump after the transplant with the idea they would connect it back in six to nine months if I’m doing ok. That will be my phase 2
 
1952ray said:
I think I have you beat Chuck, been shooting blanks for years, as I aged
the type 2 took over. Went to the nut playing Doc to complain. Per him had a pump install, didn’t know what I was getting into, they split you dick open on both sides and install two small tubes. Sew you up and put a small pump in your lower gut with a button you can feel. Push the button hard dick in 30 seconds. Really works good. My wife has been know to push the button back in the day whole I was sleeping. I would wake up with her riding along. However they disconnected the pump after the transplant with the idea they would connect it back in six to nine months if I’m doing ok. That will be my phase 2
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Lol, wouldn't just looking at a picture of CNN's Rachel Mancow do the same thing? Its the antidote for Viagra. ;)
 
1952ray said:
I think I have you beat Chuck, been shooting blanks for years, as I aged
the type 2 took over. Went to the nut playing Doc to complain. Per him had a pump install, didn’t know what I was getting into, they split you dick open on both sides and install two small tubes. Sew you up and put a small pump in your lower gut with a button you can feel. Push the button hard dick in 30 seconds. Really works good. My wife has been know to push the button back in the day whole I was sleeping. I would wake up with her riding along. However they disconnected the pump after the transplant with the idea they would connect it back in six to nine months if I’m doing ok. That will be my phase 2
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What..............The................Fuck? ......................... REALLY?

I had NOOOOOOOOOO idea.

"BUT", filet my dingy boing wide open like an incorrectly cooked hot dog??????????

Uhhhhmmm No, thank you very much. I'll continue to blame it on the weather..........and HER!!!!! :eek::oops::ROFLMAO:
 
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TurboTGuy said:
What..............The................Fuck? ......................... REALLY?

I had NOOOOOOOOOO idea.

"BUT", filet my dingy boing wide open like an incorrectly cooked hot dog??????????

Uhhhhmmm No, thank you very much. I'll continue to blame it on the weather..........and HER!!!!! :eek::oops::ROFLMAO:
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As a single guy, the biggest problem, however, is SHE needs to be there..........:oops:

It's tough to face yourself in the morning after you fall asleep and wake up in the morning, "On your own".....with that porn video on "repeat" :cry:
 
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TurboTGuy said:
What..............The................Fuck? ......................... REALLY?

I had NOOOOOOOOOO idea.

"BUT", filet my dingy boing wide open like an incorrectly cooked hot dog??????????

Uhhhhmmm No, thank you very much. I'll continue to blame it on the weather..........and HER!!!!! :eek::oops::ROFLMAO:
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It does kind of make ya cringe. One slip with the knife and its a peanut frank! o_O
 
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