need 5 things from the grocery

[KC87]

NP, here. I have plenty.
I'm the official tester for the Trojan large size condoms. We are now in testing phase 2, of a new design.

You mean these?

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[KC87]

You said once you buy the ones made for horses?

That was me!!!

 

[Jerryl]

That was me!!!

Not what @grass doctor said.

 

[KC87]

Not what @grass doctor said.

Only his hair dresser knows for sure.

 

[grass doctor]

Only his hair dresser knows for sure. going tribal for the genocide

I haven't cut my hair in 4 months ...LOL

 

[KC87]

I haven't cut my hair in 4 months ...LOL

Well, it just doesn't grow as fast as the stuff on your head with no sunlight.
And stop adding stuff to my posts.

 

[1952ray]

1. Rice Kristies. Breakfast
2 Rabbit. Lunch
3. Rat. Supper
4. Rhudarb. With Rabbit
5. Radish. To soften the Rat taste

 

[KC87]

1. Rice Kristies. Breakfast
2 Rabbit. Lunch
3. Rat. Supper
4. Rhudarb. With Rabbit
5. Radish. To soften the Rat taste

I'm coming to your house.

 

[grass doctor]

no more grocery lists ?? have y'all been to the grocery ... its hit or miss down here ... mostly miss ...

 

[grass doctor]

Well, it just doesn't grow as fast as the stuff on your head with no sunlight.
And stop adding stuff to my posts.

you started it

 

[1952ray]

you started it

Ok since I don’t eat the same thing everyday, here go’s

1. Raisin Bran. Breakfast

 

[1952ray]

Ok since I don’t eat the same thing everyday, here go’s

1. Raisin Bran. Breakfast

2. Roast chicken. Lunch
3. Ribs. Dinner
4 Red Beans and rice - with chicken. And Ribs
5- Red Velvet Cake desert

 

[KC87]

you started it

Yeah, blame it on me and shift responsibility, just like the chinese say we started the virus.

 

[KC87]

Ok since I don’t eat the same thing everyday, here go’s

1. Raisin Bran. Breakfast

I knew you were a thrill seeker! And here I just have Bob Evans with eggs and toast.
Bet you have good bowel movement.

 

[KC87]

no more grocery lists ?? have y'all been to the grocery ... its hit or miss down here ... mostly miss ...

Had one bad week here and then pretty much back to normal except for the TP buyers and than grabbing all the BBQ sauce for it. Rubbing alcohol, bleach still in demand but that's about it. We have Danny Wegman, who has his daughter Colleen, who has all the real workers taking care of business. Yes, shes hot and her sister Nicole hotter, shes the nice one, Colleen is a barracuda and will chew you up and spit you out if given a chance.

 

[1952ray]

NP, here. I have plenty.
I'm the official tester for the Trojan large size condoms. We are now in testing phase 2, of a new design.

I think I have you beat Chuck, been shooting blanks for years, as I aged
the type 2 took over. Went to the nut playing Doc to complain. Per him had a pump install, didn’t know what I was getting into, they split you dick open on both sides and install two small tubes. Sew you up and put a small pump in your lower gut with a button you can feel. Push the button hard dick in 30 seconds. Really works good. My wife has been know to push the button back in the day whole I was sleeping. I would wake up with her riding along. However they disconnected the pump after the transplant with the idea they would connect it back in six to nine months if I’m doing ok. That will be my phase 2

 

[KC87]

I think I have you beat Chuck, been shooting blanks for years, as I aged
the type 2 took over. Went to the nut playing Doc to complain. Per him had a pump install, didn’t know what I was getting into, they split you dick open on both sides and install two small tubes. Sew you up and put a small pump in your lower gut with a button you can feel. Push the button hard dick in 30 seconds. Really works good. My wife has been know to push the button back in the day whole I was sleeping. I would wake up with her riding along. However they disconnected the pump after the transplant with the idea they would connect it back in six to nine months if I’m doing ok. That will be my phase 2

Lol, wouldn't just looking at a picture of CNN's Rachel Mancow do the same thing? Its the antidote for Viagra.

 

[TurboTGuy]

I think I have you beat Chuck, been shooting blanks for years, as I aged
the type 2 took over. Went to the nut playing Doc to complain. Per him had a pump install, didn’t know what I was getting into, they split you dick open on both sides and install two small tubes. Sew you up and put a small pump in your lower gut with a button you can feel. Push the button hard dick in 30 seconds. Really works good. My wife has been know to push the button back in the day whole I was sleeping. I would wake up with her riding along. However they disconnected the pump after the transplant with the idea they would connect it back in six to nine months if I’m doing ok. That will be my phase 2

What..............The................Fuck? ......................... REALLY?

I had NOOOOOOOOOO idea.

"BUT", filet my dingy boing wide open like an incorrectly cooked hot dog??????????

Uhhhhmmm No, thank you very much. I'll continue to blame it on the weather..........and HER!!!!!

 

[TurboTGuy]

What..............The................Fuck? ......................... REALLY?

I had NOOOOOOOOOO idea.

"BUT", filet my dingy boing wide open like an incorrectly cooked hot dog??????????

Uhhhhmmm No, thank you very much. I'll continue to blame it on the weather..........and HER!!!!!

As a single guy, the biggest problem, however, is SHE needs to be there..........

It's tough to face yourself in the morning after you fall asleep and wake up in the morning, "On your own".....with that porn video on "repeat"

 

[KC87]

What..............The................Fuck? ......................... REALLY?

I had NOOOOOOOOOO idea.

"BUT", filet my dingy boing wide open like an incorrectly cooked hot dog??????????

Uhhhhmmm No, thank you very much. I'll continue to blame it on the weather..........and HER!!!!!

It does kind of make ya cringe. One slip with the knife and its a peanut frank!