Note To Women

[ChrisCairns]

A friend sent me this.....

"We men have two emotions: hungry and horny.
If you see us without an erection, it's time to make us a sandwich."

 

[Chuck Leeper]

?????

There's an exception in your case!! Goats can't cook!!!!

 

[2quiktocare]

LMAO Chuck. And to think I thought only my Kiwi friends would catch that humor. Hummmm, I guess I am too intuit with my feminine side when it comes to emotions, I have about 10 others, but they may well hinge on those two base emotions. I will have to do some introspection to determine this. I will be right back,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yep, guess you are right. LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mark

 

[REDS HOT AIR]

dont try viagra ...you may starve to death

 

[Reaper]

a good friend told me once *if women were not sexually compatable with me, they'd be hunted for game*

 

[Vector]

This thread is kind of a joke, but there is more realityto it that first appears.
Males, as a species, are primarily driven by two things: the stomach and the penis. These are tow tangible object and the satisfactions for each are known and also tangible things.
Women are driven by emotion. That is much more vague and the satisfaction is undetermined by physical objects.
Women are much more vague, less straight foward, and harder to understand for this reason - That is not to say that women are worse, dumber, or less deserving of happiness than men. Only to point out that men operate on a daily basis in a much more consistent and logically understandable way.

 

[John Larkin]

Women are driven by emotion. That is much more vague and the satisfaction is undetermined by physical objects

I'll take a woman with emotion over a woman with a penis any day! Rosie O'Donnell might think differently.

 

[Vector]

Very well put, John... and I concur.