> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
> > multiple choice test. The events are actual events from history.
> > They actually happened! Do you remember?
> >
> > 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> > a. Superman
> > b. Jay Leno
> > c. Harry Potter
> > d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by
> > a. Olga Corbett
> > b. Sitting Bull
> > c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > a. Lost Norwegians
> > b. Elvis
> > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> > 4. During the 1980's a number of America ns were kidnapped in Lebanon
>by:
> > a. John Dillinger
> > b. The King of Sweden
> > c. The Boy Scouts
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
> > year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
> > his wh e elchair by:
> > a. The Smurfs
> > b. Davey Jones
> > c. The Little Mermaid
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> > 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
> > divertrying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
> > a. Captain Kidd
> > b. Charles Lindberg
> > c. Mother Teresa
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> > a. Scooby Doo
> > b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> > a. Richard Simmons
> > b. Grandma Moses
> > c. Michael Jordan
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> > 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> > a. Mr. Rogers
> > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
>problems
> > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; tw o were used as
> > missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
> > two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted
> > and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
> > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> > b The Supreme Court of Florida
> > c. Mr. Bean
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > a. Enron
> > b. The Lutheran Church
> > c. The NFL
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > a. Bonnie and Clyde
> > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > c. Billy Graham
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > Nope, ....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
> > do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
> > particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security
> > screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They
> > must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
> > airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are
> > members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen
> > with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe
> > Foss, but leave Musli m Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest
> > they be guilty of profiling. Let's send this to as many people as
> > we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys
> > along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel
> > doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the
> > writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it,
> > "Stupid is as stupid does."
> >
> > Come on people wake up!!!
> > multiple choice test. The events are actual events from history.
> > They actually happened! Do you remember?
> >
> > 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> > a. Superman
> > b. Jay Leno
> > c. Harry Potter
> > d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by
> > a. Olga Corbett
> > b. Sitting Bull
> > c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > a. Lost Norwegians
> > b. Elvis
> > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> > 4. During the 1980's a number of America ns were kidnapped in Lebanon
>by:
> > a. John Dillinger
> > b. The King of Sweden
> > c. The Boy Scouts
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
> > year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
> > his wh e elchair by:
> > a. The Smurfs
> > b. Davey Jones
> > c. The Little Mermaid
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> > 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
> > divertrying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
> > a. Captain Kidd
> > b. Charles Lindberg
> > c. Mother Teresa
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> > a. Scooby Doo
> > b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> > a. Richard Simmons
> > b. Grandma Moses
> > c. Michael Jordan
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> > 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> > a. Mr. Rogers
> > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
>problems
> > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; tw o were used as
> > missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
> > two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted
> > and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
> > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> > b The Supreme Court of Florida
> > c. Mr. Bean
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > a. Enron
> > b. The Lutheran Church
> > c. The NFL
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > a. Bonnie and Clyde
> > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > c. Billy Graham
> > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> >
> >
> >
> > Nope, ....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
> > do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
> > particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security
> > screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They
> > must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
> > airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are
> > members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen
> > with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe
> > Foss, but leave Musli m Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest
> > they be guilty of profiling. Let's send this to as many people as
> > we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys
> > along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel
> > doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the
> > writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it,
> > "Stupid is as stupid does."
> >
> > Come on people wake up!!!
