Retired in Florida....2 Jokes

[Junior Samples]

A man was telling his neighbor in Naples, "I just bought a new hearing aid.

It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."


A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper,' an ice cream parlor in Punta Gorda and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "hemorrhoids."

 

[rmar]

And remember folks to tip your waiters and waitress's

mcasteel will be here all week..............:biggrin:

 

[Junior Samples]

And remember folks to tip your waiters and waitress's

mcasteel will be here all week..............:biggrin:

IM not all there in the first place ...so how can I be here?

 

[charlief1]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, not realizing that the Lone Ranger had disguised himself as a door, shoots his knob off to gain entry.:biggrin:

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, not realizing that the Lone Ranger had disguised himself as a wall, filled the crack up.