A farmer bought a rooster for three dollars at an auction. He took the
rooster to the farm and turned it loose in the hen yard. Soon the
rooster
was mounting all of the hens. The farmer, satisfied that he got his
money's worth, went on about his chores.
Sometime after, the farmer heard a commotion and went to investigate.
The rooster was now mounting the ducks, geese and pigeons. After that
the
rooster was trying to mount the dogs and cats. The farmer walked over
to
the rooster and grabbed it by the neck. "Look-ah here," the farmer
said.
"You all got ta slow down o you gonna kill yoself!" He turned the
rooster
loose, and it immediately began chasing the sheep and goats.
A few days later the farmer was driving his tractor way out in the
fields. He saw some buzzards circling, high in the sky. Curious, he
steered the tractor towards where the buzzards were circling. When he
arrived, he saw the rooster, laying on his back on the ground, his eyes
half open and his tongue hanging out. The rooster
appeared to be dead.
The farmer stopped his tractor, leaned on the steering wheel with his
arms, and began to chuckle. "Yep, I
knew that this was gonna happen," he said. "Well, I done warned yuh, I
did. An' now you done died."
Suddenly the rooster looked at the farmer and said:"Shhh! I,m waitin'
for
the buzzards to land!"
rooster to the farm and turned it loose in the hen yard. Soon the
rooster
was mounting all of the hens. The farmer, satisfied that he got his
money's worth, went on about his chores.
Sometime after, the farmer heard a commotion and went to investigate.
The rooster was now mounting the ducks, geese and pigeons. After that
the
rooster was trying to mount the dogs and cats. The farmer walked over
to
the rooster and grabbed it by the neck. "Look-ah here," the farmer
said.
"You all got ta slow down o you gonna kill yoself!" He turned the
rooster
loose, and it immediately began chasing the sheep and goats.
A few days later the farmer was driving his tractor way out in the
fields. He saw some buzzards circling, high in the sky. Curious, he
steered the tractor towards where the buzzards were circling. When he
arrived, he saw the rooster, laying on his back on the ground, his eyes
half open and his tongue hanging out. The rooster
appeared to be dead.
The farmer stopped his tractor, leaned on the steering wheel with his
arms, and began to chuckle. "Yep, I
knew that this was gonna happen," he said. "Well, I done warned yuh, I
did. An' now you done died."
Suddenly the rooster looked at the farmer and said:"Shhh! I,m waitin'
for
the buzzards to land!"
