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Junior Samples

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A
blonde woman came in and asked for a seven hundred & ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked,
'What is a seven hundred & ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,
but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up
and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

 

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I would have told her that her phone number is the mathematical formula need in order to figure out what the 710 is. Easy pickins!!!
 
This has actually happened to me. Took us several minutes to figure out what she was wanting. She lost her "710 cap" and needed another. Not kidding.
 
If she is that stupid the next thing I would have asked her for is her number :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
If she is that stupid the next thing I would have asked her for is her number :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

I can just hear you Ty. You put her in a sheep outfit and tell her "bend over baaaaaaby". :eek::biggrin::biggrin::tongue:
 
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