Style guidelines for the older TR Owners

[bruce]

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Fashion guidelines for "the older TR owners"

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering
near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether ornot we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

13. Thongs and Depends

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks"
..................... (Drum roll, please...)

14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist!

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

 

[Pronto]

I've seen pleny of #9 on younger folks. Looks just as bad on them too.

 

[John Larkin]

Don't forget shorts with black socks and wingtips are a no-no too.

 

[Shane]

Man, I'm young and I'm all about the wingtips. I wear them with anything, jeans slacks, whatever. It's my style.

I don't wear shorts though, so I've never ran into that problem.

 

[DCEPTCN]

Thanks, I was wondering what my breakfast would taste like the second time around.....