The best line

[Turbodude1985]

You take a quarter out of ur pock and ask the girl "if i flip this coin, whats my chances of getting head?"

Its usually good for a few laughs... does it work? Never for me, but if u wanna try it, go ahead

 

[GNeric]

Back in 88 when I was living in Phoenix, a friend of mine used to go up to the girl and put his arm around her and say "Wanna f*&k?". He either got slapped or the offer accepted. It was usually around 70% success rate.

 

[kh440]

70%????? Again, so much for women being the smarter gender.

 

[Turbodude1985]

But then again.. If a girl came up to me and asked if i wanted to f**k, im sure that i would give it a 70% chance of me saying yes.... no back up.... i WOULD say yes.... or would i???

 

[GNeric]

I guess it depends on what she looks like. If she's a hottie, then I would have said yes. There was one hottie here that pulled me over and asked "what kind of guitar do you have?" I didn't realize she had looked at my "I love my guitar" sticker on the back of my car. I wound up talking to her for at least an hour and then headed back to her apartment and missing out on a pool tournament that night. Found out later who she was but never hooked up with her again.

Funny thing, Gary wasn't a GREAT looking guy and he knew it. Just confident and didn't care if he got shot down, he'd just go for the next one.

 

[Whut]

I just tried it, it would have worked if she wasnt on the phone with her mother.

 

[GNeric]

OOOPS!

After my wife and I got married, we were being sexually suggestive in line at the grocery store and the checkout lady heard me. I don't remember what exactly it was I said, but she got embarrassed and barely looked at me the rest of the time in line. I didn't think I was that loud either. And she was a hottie also.