The economy is so bad...how! bad is it!???

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Junior Samples

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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"


The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.



The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.


The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.




The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.


The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.




The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.


The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.




The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear
 
OUTSTANDING!!!! That is just awesomely funny :biggrin:
nice work bud :D
 
Dow hit 10k. Looks fine to me considering I have recouped 85% of my money back....:cool:
 
"The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico."

Now that was my favorite one, lol ---
 
Then you found out they were FOOLS GOLD.:tongue:
 
robbers

the economy is so bad, robbers are getting robbed.

ecomony is so bad when robbers try and rob me they are just practicing. it's so bad, i have to ask myself if the guy who tried to break into my TB is worth a buck and half of ammo, then run through his pockets looking for a rebate. it's so bad, obama has government assistance ( YEA RIGHT ). it's so bad i got 4 donuts on my car so i don't run the good tread off my weld rims. It's so bad me and the wife split a double cheese burger on the 99 cent menu at McDonalds. It's so bad the government sent my mom an IOU on her social security check.
 
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