The real reason for the red dot

[Otto J]

Before you read this, It is a joke and no i am not a racist





For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have
always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The
true story has recently been revealed, by the Indian Embassy in Washington.
When one of these women gets married, on her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the red spot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas
station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

 

[Turbo Indian]

I like it, I like it

 

[nisnutz]

That sir,Is funny!!

 

[87grandnat]

RACIST!!!!!!

just kidding, that was pretty funny

 

[sixnboost]

I always thougt the red dot meant "YOU ARE HERE"

Got to remember that one thats funny!

 

[no-nos]

that was a good one, try these

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this and he asked, "How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to kill ya?"

"No," replied the nervous immigrant.

"Did ya hear her tell someone else that she’s gonna kill ya?"

"No."

"Did someone tell ya that your wife is gonna kill ya?"

"No."

"Then why in God’s name did ya think she’s gonna kill ya?" asked the exasperated police officer.

"Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle.

The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud. The immigrant became indignant and said, "What so funny? Can’t you see the label on bottle said, ’Polish Remover’?"

ANOTHER ONE
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.
The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h."

"That's amazing" exclaimed the father.

"You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"?

"No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!


Last one
First, I want to apologize to our Polish friends, but remember
it's just a joke!

Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater
Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in
central Poland.

Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the
evening.

 

[DCEPTCN]

Seeing as how this is likely the only opportunity I'll have to tell one of my favorite jokes without being accused of being a racist....


A trucker is driving his 18 wheeler to Canada with a full load of new bowling balls. Along the way, somewhere in upstate New York, he sees a black man on the side of the road. He pulls over and the black man tells him, 'My bike has a flat tire, do you think I can hitch a ride with you into Canada?' The trucker agrees and has him ride in the back with the bowling balls.

...at the Canadian border, two border agents are working and one tells the other, 'Stay here, I'll check this one.' He walks to the cab of the truck and tells the driver, 'I just need to get a look at your load and I'll let you on your way.' The border agent walks to the back of the trailer, opens the door......and slams it shut. He walks back to the cab of the truck and yells at the driver, 'What the hell are you thinking, you can't bring that into Canada! Now turn around and get out of here!'

...after the truck has driven away, the other border agent asks of his co-worker, 'What did he have in the truck?' The reply was, 'Can you believe the nerve of some Americans? He tried to get into Canada with a whole truckload of Negro eggs.....one of 'em already hatched and stole a bike!'

 

[frankunderpsi]

The red dot on the indian womans head is for
"PUSH START "

The turbin on her husbands head is for

" PULL START"

 

[Turbo Indian]

another polish joke anyone?

a polish guy and an american is up on to of a barn fixing the roof when the farmers son stole the ladder. so they each decieded to go seperate ways to find another way down , a few min. later the polish guy yells to the american "HEY DOWN HERE" he was on the ground. come over to the side & you can jump. so when the american got over there it was a pile of $hit, he asked "how deep is it " the polish guy replied "about ankle deep" the american jumped & sunk to his neck & said "you SOB you said it was ankle deep" the polish guy replies " it is I dove in"

 

[TurboJim]

I thought the dot was to push when saying GET THE FOCK OUTA HERE!!

 

[1FASTV6]

I thought it was apush start model!

 

[1FASTV6]

I thought it was a push start model!

 

[1ARUNEM]

I always thought it was from (Imagine finger extended at forehead)..

"I told you, you... dumb... broad...get... your..... ass.. in... there... and fix... my... dinner."