Turbo Buick 10 Commandments

[Jerryl]

 

[getdowngranny]

Thou Shalt not ask what oil to run
Thou Shalt not be afraid to get your hands dirty
Thou Shalt not ask a question and get all butthurt when it’s not the answer you “wanted”
Thou Shalt not run E3 plugs
Thou Shalt not make a pass with less than 1/2 a tank of fuel
Thou Shalt not be a cheap ass and expect results
Thou Shalt not be afraid to verify ignition timing
Thou Shalt not run a Spectre air filter
Thou Shalt not take longer than 15 minutes to change out plugs
Thou Shalt not ever get caught “not ready” on the street


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[gunzandgearz]

Thou Shalt not ask what oil to run
Thou Shalt not be afraid to get your hands dirty
Thou Shalt not ask a question and get all butthurt when it’s not the answer you “wanted”
Thou Shalt not run E3 plugs
Thou Shalt not make a pass with less than 1/2 a tank of fuel
Thou Shalt not be a cheap ass and expect results
Thou Shalt not be afraid to verify ignition timing
Thou Shalt not run a Spectre air filter
Thou Shalt not take longer than 15 minutes to change out plugs
Thou Shalt not ever get caught “not ready” on the street


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Especially the last one

 

[rag231]

Thou Shalt not be offended if someone has never seen or heard of a "Grand National"
Thou Shalt not take for granted where your boost is set at
Thou Shalt not fear replacing the head gaskets, it is only a task
Thou Shalt not use your rear tire condition as an excuse
Thou Shalt not have fear of maxxing out thy combo
Thou Shalt not live on a 25-27 psi principle, turn it up
Thou Shalt not drip a drop of gas on thy perfectly crafted Spoolfool filler
Thou Shalt not skimp on vacuum lines and connections

 

[Pronto]

Thou shalt not be a scam artist buying or selling parts on this board.
Thou shalt not run old gas when in boost.

 

[seedling]

Thou Shalt not ask what oil to run
Thou Shalt not be afraid to get your hands dirty
Thou Shalt not ask a question and get all butthurt when it’s not the answer you “wanted”
Thou Shalt not run E3 plugs
Thou Shalt not make a pass with less than 1/2 a tank of fuel
Thou Shalt not be a cheap ass and expect results
Thou Shalt not be afraid to verify ignition timing
Thou Shalt not run a Spectre air filter
Thou Shalt not take longer than 15 minutes to change out plugs
Thou Shalt not ever get caught “not ready” on the street


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Jerryl maybe we should expand it to more than just ten??


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[seedling]

Thou shalt not be a scam artist buying or selling parts on this board.
Thou shalt not run old gas when in boost.

That first one needs a stone of its own, imo!!


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[seedling]

Thou Shalt not be offended if someone has never seen or heard of a "Grand National"
Thou Shalt not take for granted where your boost is set at
Thou Shalt not fear replacing the head gaskets, it is only a task
Thou Shalt not use your rear tire condition as an excuse
Thou Shalt not have fear of maxxing out thy combo
Thou Shalt not live on a 25-27 psi principle, turn it up
Thou Shalt not drip a drop of gas on thy perfectly crafted Spoolfool filler
Thou Shalt not skimp on vacuum lines and connections

How many does this bring it up to now??


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[Undercover87T]

Thou Shall forgive thy uneducated brother for "nice monte" comments
Thou Shall follow this formula when building a TR: cheap, fast, good ...... pick two
Thou Shall expect everything that can go wrong will go wrong ..... frequently
Thou Shall expect that changing one part will lead to a cascade effect to others
Thou Shall consult one of thy wise disciples (Hartline, Anderson, Bissonette, Lorenz, Clark, etc) if thou wants to be enlightened
Thou Shalt not buy a new ECU every time a new one is released
Thou Shall always test thou's alky pump frequently and have a fresh spare at all times
Thou Shall install a drip lip from thy brother Mike @ Spool Fool to keep thy holy oil off thou's floor
Thou Shalt not violate the holiness of a TR with an LS swap
Thou Shalt not leave his TR outside overnight or unattended without countermeasures against attack

 

[rag231]

These are funny and have a lot of truth to them.

 

[captndave737]

Thou Shalt not violate the holiness of a TR with an LS swap

My favorite. What makes these cars special is what we can get out of an old tech 6.

 

[seedling]

Thou Shalt not violate the holiness of a TR with an LS swap

My favorite. What makes these cars special is what we can get out of an old tech 6.

Amen!!!


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[NY Twin Turbo]

Thou Shalt not violate the holiness of a TR with an LS swap

My favorite. What makes these cars special is what we can get out of an old tech 6.

Amen!!!


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Thou who violates this commandment will burn in the deepest depth of hell for all eternity while their balls are repeatedly kicked by everyone of their x-girlfriends and brake-clean is sprayed into their eyes while they are forced to look for the bolt that fell into the hole on the top of the engine cradle frame crossover.

 

[TurboTGuy]

That first one needs a stone of its own, imo!!


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Tell that to 87WE4........

 

[grass doctor]

Thou who violates this commandment will burn in the deepest depth of hell for all eternity while their balls are repeatedly kicked by everyone of their x-girlfriends and brake-clean is sprayed into their eyes while they are forced to look for the bolt that fell into the hole on the top of the engine cradle frame crossover.

LMAO

 

[TurboTGuy]

These are funny and have a lot of truth to them.

Thou shalt not find these truths funny and thou shalt begin living by these commandments tomorrow.... or thou shalt find one's self with a non running and/or stolen TR, soon.

 

[Pronto]

That friggin hole in the cradle bit me before. Sucks!

 

[NY Twin Turbo]

That friggin hole in the cradle bit me before. Sucks!

When I had the engine out, I put peel-and-stick aluminum tape over that bitch before I painted everything black.

 

[No disintegrations]

The guy who called for that hole had a few laughs. Funnels small stuff right to it like a singularity worthy of scientific study.

 

[Pronto]

Smart idea.