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Two fleas from Wisconsin had an agreement to meet every winter in
> Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all
> blue, shivering and shaking, nearly frozen to death!
>
> The other flea asks him, "What happened to you?!"
>
> The first flea! ! says , "I rode down here from Milwaukee in the mustache
> of a guy on a Harley."
>
> The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try
> what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While
> you're there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle
> in where it's warm and cozy. It's the BEST way to travel that I can
> think of."
>
> The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
> next winter.
>
> A year goes by.... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all
> blue, and shivering and shaking again. Again, nearly frozen to death!
>
> The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you??"
>
> "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said... I went to
> the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
> stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was
so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was
> right back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley!!"
>
Two fleas from Wisconsin had an agreement to meet every winter in
> Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all
> blue, shivering and shaking, nearly frozen to death!
>
> The other flea asks him, "What happened to you?!"
>
> The first flea! ! says , "I rode down here from Milwaukee in the mustache
> of a guy on a Harley."
>
> The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try
> what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While
> you're there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle
> in where it's warm and cozy. It's the BEST way to travel that I can
> think of."
>
> The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
> next winter.
>
> A year goes by.... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all
> blue, and shivering and shaking again. Again, nearly frozen to death!
>
> The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you??"
>
> "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said... I went to
> the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
> stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was
so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was
> right back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley!!"
>
:biggrin: :biggrin:
