equalizer442
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well now, where should i start off. i spent a fun filled week in the smokies and had some odd experiances.
one of the first days that i got there i had the luck of experianceing some ricers in a mustang GTR
evidently they were out partying and drinking. when i merged on to the road every thing was fine until i see this blue stang comming from the other direction with a guy hanging half way out the window with something in his hand, and closer they come, and closer, and then WHAM a beer can bounced off of my piller.
to go back for a second, i was tired, i had just driven for 4 hours or so non stop, i was hongrey and i wasent ready to put up with some punks throwing beer cans at my car. lucky for me i had a working e brake. about 2 seconds after the can bounced off of my car i smashed the e brake to the foor at 35 and spun the car around. (i know dangerious but it was a 4 lane road that was empty in the morning hours and ive always dreamed about doing it to chase some one down
) i had no clue what i would do when and if i caught them but i guss i would have figured something out if a light had not of stoped us.
now what would be the best thing possable to be setting infront of them sobs............................a cop. so there we were in the right hand lane, the cop in front followed by the stang with me on his tail.
i guss the stang owners thaught i was going to kill them. when i got out of my car they rolled up the windows and locked the doors. i walked past the stang slowly giveing them my evil amish killer smile and walked right up to the cops window.
"why hello officer, i want to report some drunk drivers throwing beer cans at cars" where at son? "why, right behind you" alright, after this light turns green ill let them pass then throw the lights on and give them a sobrity test "thx officer i owe you one" thats ok now get back to your car before the lights turn green or a car rear ends us "thx again officer" thus begining my slow walk with my evil smile from ear to ear.
when i got back to the car i grabed a marker and some peaces of paper and had just enough time to scribble down on 3 peaces of paper " you" "are" "owned" you should have seen there eyes getting bigger and bigger as i pressed each peace of paper to my window one at a time, actully i took a picture of them but it was dark and i dont think its going to come out.
eather way to make the ending short, i went to fill up the olds and watch the arrest, i watched for a few mins as they "tryed" walking in a stright line. one triped over his own shoes. and one at a time they were both put in the cop car to be taken down to the drunk tank. ah a job well done.
also yesterday i spotted some wrecked turbo buicks setting in a yard, i only seen a crushed front end for half a second moven at 55 but i knew it was a gn, i went back later and left a note and said that i wanted to buy what was left of the 100k mile 87 gn carcus. i beleve its fixable and with the sacurfice of my t type it will see the road again
one of the first days that i got there i had the luck of experianceing some ricers in a mustang GTR
evidently they were out partying and drinking. when i merged on to the road every thing was fine until i see this blue stang comming from the other direction with a guy hanging half way out the window with something in his hand, and closer they come, and closer, and then WHAM a beer can bounced off of my piller. to go back for a second, i was tired, i had just driven for 4 hours or so non stop, i was hongrey and i wasent ready to put up with some punks throwing beer cans at my car. lucky for me i had a working e brake. about 2 seconds after the can bounced off of my car i smashed the e brake to the foor at 35 and spun the car around. (i know dangerious but it was a 4 lane road that was empty in the morning hours and ive always dreamed about doing it to chase some one down
) i had no clue what i would do when and if i caught them but i guss i would have figured something out if a light had not of stoped us.now what would be the best thing possable to be setting infront of them sobs............................a cop. so there we were in the right hand lane, the cop in front followed by the stang with me on his tail.
i guss the stang owners thaught i was going to kill them. when i got out of my car they rolled up the windows and locked the doors.
i walked past the stang slowly giveing them my evil amish killer smile and walked right up to the cops window. "why hello officer, i want to report some drunk drivers throwing beer cans at cars" where at son? "why, right behind you" alright, after this light turns green ill let them pass then throw the lights on and give them a sobrity test "thx officer i owe you one" thats ok now get back to your car before the lights turn green or a car rear ends us "thx again officer" thus begining my slow walk with my evil smile from ear to ear.
when i got back to the car i grabed a marker and some peaces of paper and had just enough time to scribble down on 3 peaces of paper " you" "are" "owned" you should have seen there eyes getting bigger and bigger as i pressed each peace of paper to my window one at a time, actully i took a picture of them but it was dark and i dont think its going to come out.
eather way to make the ending short, i went to fill up the olds and watch the arrest, i watched for a few mins as they "tryed" walking in a stright line. one triped over his own shoes. and one at a time they were both put in the cop car to be taken down to the drunk tank. ah a job well done.
also yesterday i spotted some wrecked turbo buicks setting in a yard, i only seen a crushed front end for half a second moven at 55 but i knew it was a gn, i went back later and left a note and said that i wanted to buy what was left of the 100k mile 87 gn carcus. i beleve its fixable and with the sacurfice of my t type it will see the road again
, went to the muscle car museim, and visited dolly world. what sucked is theres something wrong with the 442 and its running pig rich, took me 6 tanks of gas in 1 week.
