(Warning.. You Will Laugh Ur A** Off) Bad Taste Jokes

[83turbomon]

Okay I see how it is... I'm a joker... so here it is:biggrin:

What happens when you take Viagra with beans...
... A stiff Wind:biggrin:

My Friends Uncle peed in a wheat field and was arrested for going against
the grain.....

Two Guys are captured by cannibals and are stripped of thier clothes and put naked in a pot over an open fire and the water gets hotter and hotter and hotter... finally one guy starts laughing and the other says "whats so funny?"...
I just sh*t and pissed in thier soup:biggrin:!

What do you get when you mix castor oil and Holy water...
... A Religous Movement

PUNCHLINE


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[lyonsd]

I'm a joker...

But are you a smoker?
A midnight toker?

Are you a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner?

 

[83turbomon]

But are you a smoker?
A midnight toker?

Are you a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner?

WTF:biggrin:

 

[DJ Red Barron]

But are you a smoker?
A midnight toker?

Are you a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner?

All I know is I get my lovin' on the run. And I sure don't want to hurt no one...

 

[TR Custom Parts]

Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, because I sing of the pompatus of love

 

[WH1_T-Type]

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here baby, right here, right here, right here at home

 

[troGNman]

Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, because I sing of the pompatus of love

You forgot the guitar "wolf whistle" after Maurice!:biggrin:

 

[83turbomon]

Huh?

why R U guys singin online... I thought you guys had jokes.....:biggrin:
If you guys DO sing anything... make sure its from 1991 and newer...

 

[djj624]

What do you call a jamaican eating pasta?
A Pastafarian!!!

Wht do you call a russian cemetary?
A Communist Plot!!!

ya ya i know. Thought id give it a shot

 

[83turbomon]

what do you call a jamaican eating pasta?
A pastafarian!!!

Wht do you call a russian cemetary?
A communist plot!!!

Ya ya i know. Thought id give it a shot

RIMSHOT....
what happened to the fly on the toilet seat
he got pissed off!!!

 

[troGNman]

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?











Beer Nuts are $1.29 a pack and deer nuts are under a buck.

 

[83turbomon]

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?











Beer Nuts are $1.29 a pack and deer nuts are under a buck.

Good One!:biggrin:

 

[fighterjet gn]

siegfried & roy

how do you turn a "FRUIT" into a "VEGETABLE" ? .......... You let a white tiger grab him by the neck and drag his ass off the stage :biggrin:

 

[83turbomon]

how do you turn a "FRUIT" into a "VEGETABLE" ? .......... You let a white tiger grab him by the neck and drag his ass off the stage :biggrin:

BOOOooo ooooh I get it... lolol:biggrin:... I'm too young to remember that stuff.... Viva Las Vegas BABY:biggrin::biggrin: wooooo

 

[19TTA89]

2 cannibals are eating a Clown...1 turns to the other and asks...This taste Funny to you?

 

[83turbomon]

2 cannibals are eating a Clown...1 turns to the other and asks...This taste Funny to you?

Heard that one
(ps your avatar is creepy)

 

[8AV8]

Those jokes are so corny... ya'll should go to a cornfield to tell them. They are all ears..:tongue:

 

[lyonsd]

Q: What do you call epileptic lettuce?



A: Seizure salad.

 

[lyonsd]

why R U guys singin online... I thought you guys had jokes.....:biggrin:

Jokes? We ain't got no jokes. We don't need no jokes. I don't have to tell you any STEENKING jokes!

If you guys DO sing anything... make sure its from 1991 and newer...

Why? That **** sucks. Good music went out with Reagan's presidency.

Except for Satriani. He put out some good **** in the '90s.

 

[toofastforyou]

Little head...

A guy with a SMALL, tiny head sits at a bar having a beer. Then another guys come in, sits at the bar and also orders a beer. While drinking his beer, the second guy can't help but stare at the first one's small head...So the first guy asks him "What are you looking at?...My small head?...funny isn't it?...Let me tell you how it happened":
"I went into this place's back room and saw a magic lantern on a table. I rubbed the lantern and suddenly, a very beautiful woman came out of it. She told me that she could grant me any wish I had." So I told her that, she was so beautiful that I wanted to have sex with her...She said "No, I'm sorry, but I can't do that...I can do just about anything you want but not that"...so I replied to her "OK THEN, WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE HEAD?"...:biggrin:

Claude. :biggrin: