(Warning.. You Will Laugh Ur A** Off) Bad Taste Jokes

[charlief1]

why R U guys singin online... I thought you guys had jokes.....:biggrin:
If you guys DO sing anything... make sure its from 1991 and newer...

Why? That **** sucks. Good music went out with Reagan's presidency.

Except for Satriani. He put out some good **** in the '90s.

There are very few rock bands that have taste in any way, shape, or form now. You now own a car from this era so you might want to take a look at what you missed.

Something to text your buddies:biggrin:

Aliens are coming to abduct women with good P*ssy & men with big d*cks. No You're not in danger, I'm just texting you to say good bye, they got me.

Cowboy wisdom:
A thong is a lot like a barbed wire fence. It protect the land but still gives you a good view of the property.:biggrin:

 

[turboc87gn]

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!!!

Yo momma so nasty she had to cut the string off her tampon cause her crabs were goin bungee jumping!!!!!

A fat black guy walkin don the street comes across box with a lamp in it in a trash heap...
He takes the lamp out and cleans it up ,a genie popps out and says he can grant him three wishes..
The guy thinks for a minute and says i wanna be skinny,white ,and surrounded by p@$$y!!! The genie says your wish is my command and turns his a$$ into a tampon!!!!!

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

 

[83turbomon]

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!!!

Yo momma so nasty she had to cut the string off her tampon cause her crabs were goin bungee jumping!!!!!

A fat black guy walkin don the street comes across box with a lamp in it in a trash heap...
He takes the lamp out and cleans it up ,a genie popps out and says he can grant him three wishes..
The guy thinks for a minute and says i wanna be skinny,white ,and surrounded by p@$$y!!! The genie says your wish is my command and turns his a$$ into a tampon!!!!!

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

now thats good...:biggrin: but nasty!

 

[83turbomon]

There are very few rock bands that have taste in any way, shape, or form now. You now own a car from this era so you might want to take a look at what you missed.

Something to text your buddies:biggrin:

Aliens are coming to abduct women with good P*ssy & men with big d*cks. No You're not in danger, I'm just texting you to say good bye, they got me.

Cowboy wisdom:
A thong is a lot like a barbed wire fence. It protect the land but still gives you a good view of the property.:biggrin:

yeeeah yeeehaw:biggrin:

 

[83turbomon]

There are very few rock bands that have taste in any way, shape, or form now. You now own a car from this era so you might want to take a look at what you missed.

Something to text your buddies:biggrin:

Aliens are coming to abduct women with good P*ssy & men with big d*cks. No You're not in danger, I'm just texting you to say good bye, they got me.

Cowboy wisdom:
A thong is a lot like a barbed wire fence. It protect the land but still gives you a good view of the property.:biggrin:

damn the oldest thing I can remember Is Lean on Me, Rap & R&B music, and maybe a FEW Kiss songs... are you a fan of Kiss (does MJ count?)

 

[BIG HEAD CHRIS]

My FAVORITE joke. Two cannibals were sitting the rainforrest eatting linch. One cannibal turns to the other and says,"you know, I really hate my brother in law!" The other cannibal stops eatting,turns to him and says,"Well, just eat the noodles!"

 

[BIG HEAD CHRIS]

L_u_n_c_h

 

[charlief1]

damn the oldest thing I can remember Is Lean on Me, Rap & R&B music, and maybe a FEW Kiss songs... are you a fan of Kiss (does MJ count?)

I grew up listening to Cheap Trick, Areosmith, Kiss, Clapton, Led Zeplan, ect. You had to be there to understand what was being said as far as context but there's some really good music out there if you're willing to listen.:biggrin: BTW Rap really sucks but R&B is ok some times.

 

[83turbomon]

I grew up listening to Cheap Trick, Areosmith, Kiss, Clapton, Led Zeplan, ect. You had to be there to understand what was being said as far as context but there's some really good music out there if you're willing to listen.:biggrin: BTW Rap really sucks but R&B is ok some times.

Yeah I like the Aerosmith walk this way remix done in the early 90s, Michael mcdonald, sting, the art of noise, and music MJ put out that I dont even remember, Sorry guys I missed the 80's by about a year and a half:biggrin::tongue:

 

[TurboBuRick]

I have one.

A lady goes in for a for a face lift. When she wakes from the surgery she runs to the bathroom mirror. She was very pleased with the results. As she is feeling around her face, she runs here fingers through her hair and discovered a handle on the back of her head. Hmm.

Later on the doctor returned to check on her.
(Doc) So how do you like the results?

(Lady) I love it! but I could not help but to notice this handle on the back of my head. What this is for?

(Doc) O yes I forgot to tell you. When ever you see your skin sagging a little, reach back and give it a twist. Your skin will tighten back up the way you like it.

(Lady) Wow! Thats great doc. Thank you so much!

6 month go by and she returns for a check up.

(Doc) So hows it going?

(Lady) Everything is great but I do have some concern. I have these bags under my eyes and the crank is not helping. Just seems to make it worse.

(Doc) Mmm, I see. Looks like you have been using the crank allot. How often and how much do turn it.

(Lady) I been giving it a couple cranks every few days.

(Doc) Well miss, It's hard for me to tell you this but those are you tits.

(Lady) Well I guess that'll explain the go-tee..........

 

[83turbomon]

F**k Your Couch

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F**k Your Couch MUST SEEEEE:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: