NJturbo:to start out with, if you're into that kinky stuff more power to ya this is a family forum though.
GM needs to give up these bahemoth trucks, and start doing what the Japanese did a long time ago; make sensible cars. IMO the cobalt is a good move, it's an ecconobox and it rounds out the line well.
The SSR is stupid as hell, "sporty" looking and no balls to back it up for a 4500 pound ride. It's a joke. Build a new turbo AWD Canyon and call it a "Syclone." Sell it for 20K less then the SRT-10 and 10K less then the SSR, wham bam you've got something that'd sell. GMC's failure back then was they were too far ahead of the times, a fast truck would sell.
Buick needs to dump the trucks and get a good RWD car platform instead of the all FWD crap When was the last time Buick had an RWD car? 96 with the Roadmaster?
Get a Zeta based car like the GTO, rework the back so it's similar to a GS then add a hood bulge on the front maybe GNX style louvers and add the hi-po TT V6 that's rumored to be in the wings and wham bam, you've got a GN with dashing good looks that pays homage to Buick's V6 history and the history of near 20 years previous.
To this you round this line out with an LS7 or a 5.3L for the v8 crowd, and and a 3800 with an option of SC. It'd be a well rounded vehicle with something for the person who wanted sensibility or to go all out.
The ad campaign should be something poking fun at their old people image too, like "just because you're old doesn't mean you're dead"
This vehicle would single handedly correct two or three flaws in GM's strategy IMO; GM would have a turbo 6 again, the SC 3800 would be in a RWD platform where it could truly show it's capabilities and would give a vehicle well suited for many people.
It's been said that people drive imports as econno boxes and move up to domestics, a car like this would make that true again.