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I have many offspring here, All out of control disrespectful & irresponsible. I only have myself to blame for being absent & not around when they were toddlers, Now look what they have become. The humility & shame of it all. Even our beloved moderator when I seen him at Ralph's last pizza cruise had a disheveled look of anguish & was complaining of heart burn or perhaps it was all them chicken wings that were rumored that he had gorged himself with. I think the pressure has taken it's toll on him also. Death by Ralph's cuisine is a terrible way to go.
 
Bartender another drink please !

Daddy?
Is that you?:confused:
:biggrin:

You're the best, Papa Lou!
Chicken,of all the siblings you indeed are most responsible for your fathers bouts with depression. Your driving habits & road conduct are deplorable. The inside of your car reeks of chicken droppings. The exterior reminiscent of a barn find that has not been washed since the last rain fall. Your bravado & tasteless posts in the kill section are an embarrassment & bring disgrace on the family. I want you to move out & take that raggedy Buick with you !
 
Chicken,of all the siblings you indeed are most responsible for your fathers bouts with depression. Your driving habits & road conduct are deplorable. The inside of your car reeks of chicken droppings. The exterior reminiscent of a barn find that has not been washed since the last rain fall. Your bravado & tasteless posts in the kill section are an embarrassment & bring disgrace on the family. I want you to move out & take that raggedy Buick with you !

I'm your ray of sunshine:D...you'd be lost without me and you know it.:D

That's why you throw all those free parts at me every time you see me...but those things are leaving bruises, so you need to take a little heat off them pitches or CPCS is going to be paying you a visit.:eek:

I can catch the first two....but after that it's hard to keep up.:redface:
 
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I'm your ray of sunshine:D...you'd be lost without me and you know it.:D

That's why you throw all those free parts at me every time you see me...but those things are leaving bruises, so you need to take a little heat off them pitches or CPCS is going to be paying you a visit.:eek:

I can catch the first two....but after that it's hard to keep up.:redface:
Ray of sunshine my ass, More like a sunburn, Plus I cant deal with you turning me over to spoolfool every time you don't get your way. I live under constant threat of extortion. So then not only do my parts get cleaned out, some how I wind up paying for his free lunch's also. You both are a couple of unconscionable shake down artists preying on seniors .
 
Ray of sunshine my ass, More like a sunburn, Plus I cant deal with you turning me over to spoolfool every time you don't get your way. I live under constant threat of extortion. So then not only do my parts get cleaned out, some how I wind up paying for his free lunch's also. You both are a couple of unconscionable shake down artists preying on seniors .

I'm starting to think you're throwing those parts at me just to make me go away...:frown:
I mean....what am I supposed to do with a stock intercooler fan that's missing one blade?:confused:
Heh...that thing missed me on the first pass:biggrin:, but then it boomeranged and got me on the blad spot.:eek: ouch!

Well...whatever....as long as they're free I'll keep shagging them as fast as you can throw them.:biggrin:
...besides...it's kinda fun listening to you hollar all that stuff about stupid people wasting your time...
Pure comedy...:biggrin:
Gonna have to video that for Youtube some day...

You're the best, Papa Lou.
 
I'm starting to think you're throwing those parts at me just to make me go away...:frown:
I mean....what am I supposed to do with a stock intercooler fan that's missing one blade?:confused:
Heh...that thing missed me on the first pass:biggrin:, but then it boomeranged and got me on the blad spot.:eek: ouch!

Well...whatever....as long as they're free I'll keep shagging them as fast as you can throw them.:biggrin:
...besides...it's kinda fun listening to you hollar all that stuff about stupid people wasting your time...
Pure comedy...:biggrin:
Gonna have to video that for Youtube some day...

You're the best, Papa Lou.
Years ago I thought it would be cool to have a TV sitcom called Lou's Auto. With the cast of characters coming through my shop & my mannerisms it would of been hilarious.I was always bitching about something & mad at somebody. But now I'm a real sweetheart lol
 
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