Who would you cast for The Dukes of Hazzard the movie

[Little6pack]

Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke's in itsy-bitsy cut-offs I can deal with looking at her bod.

The planned big screen remake of "The Dukes of Hazzard." Ashton Kutcher and Paul Walker have been mentioned as the General Lee-driving cousins Bo and Luke Duke.

Who would you cast

 

[Captain Mark]

Charlie Daniels as Uncle Jessie!

 

[WakkoSS]

Originally posted by Captain Mark
Charlie Daniels as Uncle Jessie!

Best idea I heard all week!

PAUL WALKER?? Dude, that guy couldn't act his way out of an enema commercial. ASHTON KUTCHER?? Don't disrespect the south like that!!!

I'll have to think of who would be better.

 

[Captain Mark]

If Ashton Kutcher is in this movie, I am out! that dude is a knucklehead.

 

[DCEPTCN]

With how crappy movies are nowadays, I wouldn't be surpried to end up seeing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon cruising in the General lee.

Hollywood is clueless...the peolpe who pay to see that pap are borderline criminal.

 

[WakkoSS]

Ruben Studdard as Boss Hogg, and Vin Diesel as Roscoe P. Coltrane. We're well on our way to the best box office bomb since Gigli!

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by WakkoSS
Ruben Studdard as Boss Hogg

That's funny!

Hey, we need to find a role for Snoop Dog. He's in all these movies now. Did they have any pimps on that show!

 

[JP87GN]

I'd like to perform as a stunt driver.

 

[Little6pack]

Originally posted by DCEPTCN
With how crappy movies are nowadays, I wouldn't be surpried to end up seeing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon cruising in the General lee.

Hollywood is clueless...the peolpe who pay to see that pap are borderline criminal.

Since they are both BOSTON BOYS they would call the movie
YANKEE LEE And the car would need to be a good ole New england rust bucket

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by littlesixsteve
Since they are both BOSTON BOYS they would call the movie
YANKEE LEE And the car would need to be a good ole New england rust bucket

......or the General Grant.

They would have Daisy in the kitchen boiling Lobsters for them.

 

[Little6pack]

Originally posted by Captain Mark


We need to find a role for Snoop Dog. He's in all these movies now. Did they have any pimps on that show!

He could be the MOONSHINE PIMP & hire the dukes to make delivery of a new version RAP SHINE

 

[Captain Mark]

Originally posted by littlesixsteve
He could be the MOONSHINE PIMP & hire the dukes to make delivery of a new version RAP SHINE

This movie is starting to get good now!

 

[WakkoSS]

Maybe he could be Cooter. "Yo, dizzle, when you gonna get the General Lizzle into my shop fo' some dubs?"

 

[galoush]

The General would prob be a rice car

 

[WakkoSS]

It'd be an Evo with General Schwartzkopf (or however) on it, since General Lee might be offensive. And it'd be the Dukes of Atlanta, Yo.

 

[TurboTer]

Don't waste your money. The intolorant elite in Hollywood have decided to take the Confederate Flag off the Generall Lee.

 

[chevyII]

Bush could play Ennus