Worst date ever, and a new theory about men and women.

[SloGN]

you must be ugly :biggrin:

or he is justa a short guy :biggrin:

 

[SloGN]

Something that hit me a little later on in life is that girls get intimidated just as much as guys do. Girls accuse me all the time of being stuck up because I'm shy.

i have learned the same thing and i have been called an a$$hole once or twice for being shy

 

[Pablo]

or he is justa a short guy :biggrin:

what? 5'10" is average!

 

[The Blob]

i have learned the same thing and i have been called an a$$hole once or twice for being shy

I have also been called an a$$hole once or twice... for being an a$$hole. :redface:

 

[darkred87T]

or he is justa a short guy :biggrin:

Like Johnny Bravo said: "I'm not short, I'm just standin' far away, WHUAA!" (karate chop).

 

[wiked87gn]

I bang the asian chick she is hot and your right your not a bad looking cat ethier I bang you too if you were a chick LMAO with all kidding aside, I date a triatlon chick, she Runs,bikes,and swims, and can get me a beating in the bedroom any time she wanted, meet her online and on our 1st date we went on 7 mile hike it was like nothing to her but because I was a bit out of shape i was tired she found this ammusing, we also had a little picnic during the hike along with some sushi and water to drink, needless to say that was about a yr ago im still seeing her i am getting my a$$ in shape and feel much better than before at least i can keep up with her in the bedroom, (required by her), and she is my regular booty call.. trust me when i say this( she is one HOT cat)..5F8" tall 138 pounds all muscle flat tummy, blond hair down to her middle back and a nice rack to go along with the package.. muahahaha. not all of them are bad.

 

[Warp6]

I bang the asian chick she is hot and your right your not a bad looking cat ethier I bang you too if you were a chick LMAO with all kidding aside, I date a triatlon chick, she Runs,bikes,and swims, and can get me a beating in the bedroom any time she wanted, meet her online and on our 1st date we went on 7 mile hike it was like nothing to her but because I was a bit out of shape i was tired she found this ammusing, we also had a little picnic during the hike along with some sushi and water to drink, needless to say that was about a yr ago im still seeing her i am getting my a$$ in shape and feel much better than before at least i can keep up with her in the bedroom, (required by her), and she is my regular booty call.. trust me when i say this( she is one HOT cat)..5F8" tall 138 pounds all muscle flat tummy, blond hair down to her middle back and a nice rack to go along with the package.. muahahaha. not all of them are bad.

You sure she's not a tranny? Post a pic, let us see this "hottie"
You think Pablo is hot??? Dang dude, you might be the tranny!

Hey Pablo, it looks like your legs are shaved. What's the deal with that? Don't tell me aerodynamics. You don't need aero to outrun those fatties do you?

This thread is great

 

[Pablo]

I bang the asian chick she is hot and your right your not a bad looking cat ethier I bang you too if you were a chick LMAO with all kidding aside.

ROFL hahaha

I dont know how to respond to that :biggrin:

and nice work on the Triathlon chick, she have any hot friends?

 

[Pablo]

You sure she's not a tranny? Post a pic, let us see this "hottie"
You think Pablo is hot??? Dang dude, you might be the tranny!

Hey Pablo, it looks like your legs are shaved. What's the deal with that? Don't tell me aerodynamics. You don't need aero to outrun those fatties do you?

This thread is great

Aerodynamics? No, I just shave them so I look good in a miniskirt when I play dress up :biggrin:

 

[Warp6]

Aerodynamics? No, I just shave them so I look good in a miniskirt when I play dress up :biggrin:

Pablo, Pablo, Pablo....man you need help. Chicks want to rub manly legs with hair on them. The ones (if any) that will rub yours are called LESBIANS or TRANSVESTITES.
Are you sure you or your brother isn't the one dating wicked87gn???

 

[wiked87gn]

ROFL hahaha

I dont know how to respond to that :biggrin:

and nice work on the Triathlon chick, she have any hot friends?

Hey pablo i sent you and email hopefully u got it, and yes she does have lots of hot friends who also ride.. i just got home from my morning 16 mile bike ride, it was fun im a rookie at this but learning really quick,, i dont think my hootie will aprove of me posting a picture of her but i will ask for permission see if she grants it..

 

[Pablo]

Pablo, Pablo, Pablo....man you need help. Chicks want to rub manly legs with hair on them. The ones (if any) that will rub yours are called LESBIANS or TRANSVESTITES.
Are you sure you or your brother isn't the one dating wicked87gn???

Lesbians will want to rub my legs!? Awesome, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians then!

and wiked, Got the email

 

[Browndog]

So, I put up a yahoo personals ad up just seeing what would happen. I decided not to bother sending anyone any messages because I have the experience that that sort of thing is a waste of time.
So I just waited around seeing if I would get any bites.

I get a message from a chick that is pretty cute, and that happens to be into cycling too. I do alot of bike riding and I thought this was a pretty cool and unlikely circumstance.

My first inkling that something foul was afoot was her very terse message to me, and then our subsequent communication via Yahoo messenger consisted of me saying things, and then waiting for like 10 minutes, having her give a 2 word reply and then repeating the process. You know, I figure if you are going to contact someone you might as well want to get to know them.

Anyway, she apparently is not much for conversation so she just invited me to a group ride that was happening the next morning. I go out of my way to show up despite her not giving me contact information... which, I should have known better than to do. But anyways...
She was not there when i got there... Allright, no big deal. She shows up a little while into the ride meeting up with the group along the way. She sees me and does not make any sort of facial acknowledgement (shes seen my pics) and just continues to the back of the pack. I roll back there and say hello, and thus began the most tedius 3 hours of my life trying to start some type of conversation. She didnt seem interested in small talk, intellectual talk, humor, sarcasm, you name it. I may hve not been on my game but by God atleast respond to me instead of just looking at me like I am an idiot.

Anyway, I was glad it was over.

I got to thinking about this and why this all failed miserably when Ive never had this happen to me before. I have a pretty good track record actually.

I remembered something she said early on

"Ive been single for a year"
"but Ive dated alot"

which sent up red flags, and is indicative of a phenomenon I have observed in other situations that I couldn't quite put into words.

So I came up with an analogy

It basically goes like this:
We'll say that men eat apples, but in order for us to eat these apples we must hunt for them in the woods and hope to stumble upon a tree with a good apple every now and then. We run across alot of impostors along the way that we climbed cliffs for, but when we manage to find an apple, we cherish its delicious goodness while we are eating it. We also remember that tasty apple afterwards and relive its delicious flavor later on. We do this because apples are kind of rare. Every now and then we get lucky and run into an apple orchard and get tired of apples for a little bit, but its not long before we are in the woods without an apple in sight thinking abou all-o-dem apples we had

Women on the other hand eat grapes, and instead of having to go somewhere to get these grapes, they have a grape delivery man. They get em by the pound, if they are hungry for a grape they might eat a few... but in reality, grapes are just a fact of life, like air, so its no big deal. Grape number 7 might as well be grape number 38, or grape number 221. So at no point is she ever famished for grapes thus takes them for granted.

So when a female tells me something like
"Ive dated alot"

I remember that I am just a grape.


anyway thats my theory
Dont take it for emo, it was just my polite way of putting a social theory I have

Maybe shew knew you from your TGO days.

You didn't drop any TBI info on her, did you?

 

[Dennis F]

More pics of the asian cutie please :biggrin:

 

[Warp6]

More pics of the asian cutie please :biggrin:

Must be something wrong with my computer or you were on another site. Where did you see an Asian cutie???

 

[SloGN]

Did you ever give her the money back.

 

[Bonzai]

I bang the asian chick she is hot

She sure doesn't look Azn to me ...