yet another sick joke....

[Chuck Leeper]

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening".

 

[Rose]

lol

 

[rafael vasquez]

Haha haha funny!!

I had to read it a few times ,, I'm slow!!! N

 

[HUMBLE-U2]

when she gets the joke you can forget about all that love she was going to give ya. mooooover baby youre taken up the whole damn bed!

 

[oliver12]

Lol

 

[charlief1]

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening".

And that's when the fight began!

 

[750H.P.V6]

Sorta reminds me of a time when I was at the NAPA store ready to checkout. There was a scruffy Harley biker guy and his old lady in line in front of me. He was buying spark plugs for his clapped out El Camino as I recall. Once he paid for the parts the cashier said to him "Would you like a bag?" He glanced over his shoulder at the old lady and replied "No thanks, I've got one already."

Neal

 

[Chuck Leeper]

The latest "sicko" joke:

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

 

[no-nos]

lol

 

[T- Type Tim]

Good ones


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[Chuck Leeper]

The beat goes on.....................


I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."

 

[fast86gn]

What did the blind man say as he walked past the Fish market?

Good morning ladies!