You sumbishes...

[SS_Sean]

...couldn't close an umbrella!

 

[Dreamn4GN]

haha..great movie!!! Best line for me is " Soon as I get home... Im going to punch yo momma right in da mouf"

 

[SS_Sean]

"Your going away til you're gray!!"

 

[Dreamn4GN]

" The Germans got nothing to do with it"

 

[rmar]

There is no way you come from my loins........

 

[SS_Sean]

"What is this world coming to?"

 

[rmar]

Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull**** is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMBITCH?

 

[rmar]

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

 

[SS_Sean]

"Put the evidence in the car!"
"You tick turd!"
"Possums pecker!"

 

[SS_Sean]

"Her knockers were bouncing all over the place. And her ass was wiggling, too."

Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
I AM Sheriff Branford.
Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.

 

[SS_Sean]

"Yooo hooo. Sheriff!"
"Nice ass."

 

[SS_Sean]

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. "

 

[696]

"Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that cray sombitch just tried to drive right up under my truck!!! "

 

[Black3]

"My handle is Smokey Bear and I'm tail grabbin your ass right now!"

 

[MY T FAST]

"Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. "

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

"Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. "

As he walks out... NICE AZZ :biggrin:

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Somehow you sounded a little bit taller on the radio boy

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Can I call ya frog?

Why?

Because I sould like to jump ya !!

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Take 10 and watch this :biggrin:

Buford T Justice - Quotes 1 - YouTube

I was about 9 and this is my favorite movie of all time!! I have the dialogue memorized from my 45 LP

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Shut up 1 **** at a time :biggrin: