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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning
to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole the thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did
.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
"pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and
I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class
give him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better
stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for
half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me
with everything I need - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot...
to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole the thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did
.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
"pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and
I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class
give him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better
stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for
half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me
with everything I need - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot...
