A "Chuckle"...

[Chuck Leeper]

The definiton of??

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and
ordered champagne.
The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
"What a coincidence" - said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day
for me .... I'm celebrating"
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence" said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my
gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs".
"This is awesome" said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to
become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster" the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence"

 

[6gunn]

Funny! Someones shootin blanks..

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

good one

 

[6cylboost]

I didnt get it.

 

[trixdout]

More than just a chuckle


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[charlief1]

Hey, I know that B*tch! And that's why I never married.

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

Hey, I know that B*tch! And that's why I never married.

Damn Charlie we didn't all need to know that you shoot blanks

 

[Gary Wells]

Charlie, you never married?
Just think of all those lonely women out there.

 

[charlief1]

Rubber's are a good thing David. As far as getting married goes, for some reason I'm a magnet for loonies, liars, and cheaters. I'd rather deal with my 2 bitches because at least they're happy to see me when I get home and feed them. I'd rather hear them bark at me than hear a woman bitch any day.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

Rubber's are a good thing David. As far as getting married goes, for some reason I'm a magnet for loonies, liars, and cheaters. I'd rather deal with my 2 bitches because at least they're happy to see me when I get home and feed them. I'd rather hear them bark at me than hear a woman bitch any day.

Yep! I had 2 of them.....
#1, as it turned out, had round heels, a hole in her panties, and a button on her forehead.
#2 was a pathological liar, money grabbing BITCH!
No need to promote more pain and misery in the yrs I have left!

 

[charlief1]

Boy, I know that feeling Chuck. The last one I dated for close to 6 years and when I moved in she went through my lifes savings in a little over 2 months. Bi-polar bitch from hell and glad to be rid of her.

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

I am out, too many grumpy old men bitching about women.

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[rmar]

Yep! I had 2 of them.....
#1, as it turned out, had round heels, a hole in her panties, and a button on her forehead.
#2 was a pathological liar, money grabbing BITCH!
No need to promote more pain and misery in the yrs I have left!

Chuck could you send Charlie #1s address......?
That way his 4 legged friends could have a lil peace for a few nights.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

Chuck could you send Charlie #1s address......?
That way his 4 legged friends could have a lil peace for a few nights.

NP!
However, once he puts an eyeball on "it", he may marry one of his dogs!!
I thot he'd have a couple "stump broke' heifers around the property....

 

[charlief1]

Chuck could you send Charlie #1s address......?
That way his 4 legged friends could have a lil peace for a few nights.

Well I have very quiet nights since I got rid of the bi-polar bitch. As a rule the dogs are very quiet unless something comes into the yard though. Last time they wouldn't shut up it was a fairly large snake that lost it's head due to a shotgun blast.

 

[rmar]

Just tryin to hook a brother up...

 

[charlief1]

Just tryin to hook a brother up...

Thanks Ronnie, but I'm not interested in 1 legged strippers like Ty is.

 

[aminga]

Just remember trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9

 

[dr_frankenstein]

Charlie, you never married?
Just think of all those lonely women out there.

SHEEP............. my friend all those lonely SHEEP........

how else does charlie find sheep in tall grass?

very satisfying.

 

[charlief1]

SHEEP............. my friend all those lonely SHEEP........

how else does charlie find sheep in tall grass?

very satisfying.

He tells you to stop chasing them.