A local Craigslist ad

[aminga]

This guy seems legit. Anyone want to help him out TIME TRAVEL Date: 2011-09-20, 9:51PM CDT Reply to: sale-pfemg-2609351847@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds really unbelievable) but i cant use it bec i need a second person to operate it with me.. I am looking for someone that is adventurous and very reliable. prefer a male; but i could use a female if you do heavy lifting.. I am leaving on September 25 around 10 a.m. and return no later than Sept. 30 im going to october 1991 to take care of some unsettled business.. i need you to be serious about time travel, and reliable, so we will definately make it back home. i cant operate the machine alone.. you do not have to pay anything at all. the only requirements are that you are under 250lbs and the circumferance of your head is under 64cm.. we will be leaving from Decatur at my house, let me know if you would like to go with me.

 

[1dollardog]

Me, Me, Pick me, I want to go.....

 

[WH1_T-Type]

Is 1991 the only option or are they willing to make pitstops at other times? I need to know so I can plan accordinly...

 

[rmar]

Hell.I have nothing better to do and I know a couple good stocks to invest in.:biggrin:.....now..

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

I wouldnt qualify, the curcumference of my head isnt less than 64" :biggrin:

 

[mikes86ttop]

Head will fit,under 250, can we stop in 2000 on the way back?

 

[John Larkin]