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Doctor: "What happened?"
>>>
>>> Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
>>> home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
>>>
>>> Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
>>> comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling
>>> with it. Just gargle and gargle".
>>>
>>> 2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh
>>> again.
>>>
>>> Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home
>>> drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
>>>
>>> Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
>>>
>>> Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
>>> home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
>>>
>>> Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
>>> comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling
>>> with it. Just gargle and gargle".
>>>
>>> 2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh
>>> again.
>>>
>>> Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home
>>> drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
>>>
>>> Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"