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Splinters in Her Crotch
A woman from Los Angeles who was a
tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter purchased a
piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to
climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman
slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to
see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if
he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get
permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste
treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care, they turned you down!"
A woman from Los Angeles who was a
tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter purchased a
piece of timberland near Colville , WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to
climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman
slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to
see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat,
and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if
he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get
permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste
treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care, they turned you down!"
