Allsop Cassette head cleaner - for those still listening to tapes

[Nasty Wendy]

This is a top notch cassette deck head cleaner. It will work on the factory GN cassette deck as well as your super high tech home double cassette decks with auto-reverse, auto-dub, highspeed dub, and dolby A,B,C,II, & DBX noise reduction. Trust me when I say that this head cleaner is a custom deluxe model. It comes with its very own compartmentalized carrying case to insure that everything stays put when you are doing your day to day traveling with it. Don't leave home without it because you don't have to. The super awesome cleaning solution is either dryed up or has been all used because the sleek suave bottle that contains it is empty. The solution can be purchased for less than $5.00 at the following website. Allsop - Ultreen Cleaning Solution You know it works with a name like Ultreen. ULTREEN!!! Thats like ULTimately clEEN ... but with an R in it. I don't know why it has an R but still it furking cool as Eskimo shidt. Here is a pic of the kit but with the less desirable travel case. You will get the much better custom deluxe case with this kit.

Don't be intimidated by the technology. I will include the instruction manual with the kit. The instruction manual is bi-lingual meaning it is writen in English, Spanish, and French. The ULTREEN bottle in this custom deluxe kit is a beautifully brilliant red color and not like that travel kit's economy looking black bottle.
The price for this piece of finely crafted technology is $10.00. I know its to good to be true but what can I say, this must be your lucky day.
Paypal preferred. No fees but shipping is not included. If the buyer wants to chance it I could put it in an envelope and mail it pretty cheap. The next best (cheap-azz) option would be the $5 flat rate through USPS.

 

[Nasty Wendy]

Taking To Top the deal of the century of the day.

 

[Nasty Wendy]

OK, I have found out what the 'R' in ULTREEN stands for. I thought it was ULTimately clEEN with a meaningless 'R' thrown in there but no. ULTREEN is ULTRa clEEN. I don't know how that evaded me for all this time but I did figure it out finally. Now TTT for the Deal of the Century..of the week. Pay no attention to clean being spelled cleen....actually that only happens when something is as clean as it possibly can be.

 

[Nasty Wendy]

It appears as though you guys need more motivation to take advantage of this awesome deal. For a limited time only I will throw in one of my biggest money makers for you to use for your own pleasure. I can't give her to you permanently but I can arrange for you to have all the fun you can handle for one night.

Here is a pic of the girl I affectionately call 'Toni'.

 

[Nasty Wendy]

Despite all the interest I've decided to keep my Cassette Deck head cleaner. Sorry to all who were interested. I've decided that it will be worth even more if I hold on to it for a few more years. Thanks for looking.