equalizer442
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tonight me and some friends went down to the local ricer hang outs and started walking around this import "car show" dressed in full amish attire beard and all, short one at that but i still had a beard!!! just for kicks i braught along the electra and parked the gn in one of the car wash stalls so we fit the part. after a few mins of walking around trying not to laugh and trying my best to keep up the amish talk i came accross this crx that just pulled in it looked promising (some of my friends know him but i dont personally) so i approched the guy while my friends were polishing up the electra in the back ground.
Me- Hello there, brother. how are you today?
Me- this is my first time at a C-a-r show, my sect frowns apon fancey automobiles.
Ricer- what ever, what do you want?
Me-i just wanted to speak with you about your car brother
Ricer- its the shiznits (sp) ive got a chip and a custon intake with custom pipes (he named a bunch of other crap i had no idea what he was talken about like a momo somethen or another)
Me- so you have a turbo charger? (yes i know i sliped out of character)
Ricer- ive got one, my mechanic over there will be puting it on in a week or so (pointing at some scrawney skater looking guy in his early 20s)
Ricer- what would you know about turbo chagers any way?
Me- not much brother ive just got one in my buick
Ricer- what buick?
Me- i pointed over my sholder in the general area of the gn and electra but all he seen was the electra with some amish people cleaning it
Ricer- (jokeing said) do you want to race that while trying to keep a stright face.
Me- well ive never raced a car before, is it much like racing buggys?
Ricer- ok farmer brown go get your car and pull it over here
Me- sure thing brother
my friends said he looked kind of puzzled when i pulled the helmet and can of race gas out of the back of the electra and walked in to the stall, when i backed the gn out of the stall, dump open and the smell of race gas floating around in the air all i could see was him with a look like this
on his face 
Me- whats wrong brother?
Ricer- ive seen that car around before your no amish
Me- did you drive by my church?
Ricer- BS man im not Racing THAT THING ive seen you take off up a street before
Me- i can assure you brother you have not seen that car take off fast, were simple people we frown apon fancey cars, see i dont even have any chrome or stickers
Ricer- your full of ****, im out of here $%^&*er
around this time a crowd started to gather around us egging on a race but the cracker called me some name under his breath and drove off. i tryed alittle more that night but i wasent foolen any one else. next time i do it im keepen my dump closed and try my best not to freak them out before the race, i want a good video of a amish guy kicken a ricers ass.
Me- Hello there, brother. how are you today?
Me- this is my first time at a C-a-r show, my sect frowns apon fancey automobiles.
Ricer- what ever, what do you want?
Me-i just wanted to speak with you about your car brother
Ricer- its the shiznits (sp) ive got a chip and a custon intake with custom pipes (he named a bunch of other crap i had no idea what he was talken about like a momo somethen or another)
Me- so you have a turbo charger? (yes i know i sliped out of character)
Ricer- ive got one, my mechanic over there will be puting it on in a week or so (pointing at some scrawney skater looking guy in his early 20s)
Ricer- what would you know about turbo chagers any way?
Me- not much brother ive just got one in my buick
Ricer- what buick?
Me- i pointed over my sholder in the general area of the gn and electra but all he seen was the electra with some amish people cleaning it
Ricer- (jokeing said) do you want to race that while trying to keep a stright face.
Me- well ive never raced a car before, is it much like racing buggys?
Ricer- ok farmer brown go get your car and pull it over here
Me- sure thing brother
my friends said he looked kind of puzzled when i pulled the helmet and can of race gas out of the back of the electra and walked in to the stall, when i backed the gn out of the stall, dump open and the smell of race gas floating around in the air all i could see was him with a look like this
on his face Me- whats wrong brother?
Ricer- ive seen that car around before your no amish
Me- did you drive by my church?
Ricer- BS man im not Racing THAT THING ive seen you take off up a street before
Me- i can assure you brother you have not seen that car take off fast, were simple people we frown apon fancey cars, see i dont even have any chrome or stickers
Ricer- your full of ****, im out of here $%^&*er
around this time a crowd started to gather around us egging on a race but the cracker called me some name under his breath and drove off. i tryed alittle more that night but i wasent foolen any one else. next time i do it im keepen my dump closed and try my best not to freak them out before the race, i want a good video of a amish guy kicken a ricers ass.
ROFLMAO
