Another new product from Rich's Auto

[TurboDiverArt]

Originally posted by gn85
Next we're going to have the zip-lock bag tied to a string as a parachute on a budget.

How did you hear about that?

I think we have a mole in the shop! Maybe that other shop has been peeking through the window late at night ...

Art.

 

[turboculosis]

WOW! Imagine what 2 of those could do. I'd bet it'll work wonders...

 

[TurboDiverArt]

Originally posted by turboculosis
WOW! Imagine what 2 of those could do. I'd bet it'll work wonders...

In our extensive testing and hours in the wind tunnel we have determined the single wheel design to be the best for our cars. There is less drag from one wheel than 2 when on the bar. Also, it's lighter weight than the 2-wheel design. The aerodynamic pointed design allows the air to flow properly from the spill plates on the aero package and creates less drag then without the MPWB installed.

The 2-wheel design is manufactured for bikes and busses. If you look closely at our wheelie bus test vehicle you can clearly see it's got the 2-wheel version. The additional weight of the bus required both wheels. Although the single wheel did work on the test bus we think it's a little too much strain on the bars.

Hope this clears it up.
Art.

 

[Otto J]

Maybe after i send you that 150 you can buy an actual set, rather than something you made while drinking beer and watching porn

 

[1QWIK6]

Can you make it a little more manly? Looks VERY cheap. How bout some Alumnium CNC for the fixture and a better looking wheel. People will shy away if it doesn't look "right".

 

[BobbyBuick]

you must be a democrate.Dont you see he has to compete with the world economy and the raising of the minimum wage .It will have to be shipped to China to keep the cost down

 

[TurboDiverArt]

Originally posted by 1QWIK6
Can you make it a little more manly? Looks VERY cheap. How bout some Alumnium CNC for the fixture and a better looking wheel. People will shy away if it doesn't look "right".

That’s the trouble with you Buick guys. If we make it CNC it will drive up the price. Besides, with out in-shop CNC machine having been down for the past year with a broken drive belt we would have to outsource it, which would decrease the profit margin. Low profit margin means no group purchase and there goes our distribution channel.

Art.

 

[TurboDiverArt]

Originally posted by BobbyBuick
you must be a democrate.Dont you see he has to compete with the world economy and the raising of the minimum wage .It will have to be shipped to China to keep the cost down

You are correct. We will have to get the steel from re-processed stuff we shipped off shore to the Far East. This is good, as we will need to have the steel work manufactured in China. I figure the wheels come from Malaysia, as they are the roller-wheel capital of the world. Naturally the packaging will be designed Japan and assembled and packaged in Korea for distribution to the good old U S of A.

Art.

 

[TurboDiverArt]

Originally posted by KLHAMMETT
Maybe after i send you that 150 you can buy an actual set, rather than something you made while drinking beer and watching porn

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

Art.

 

[Buicksx2]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh what Artie said in the prior two posts..........Latino Amatuers.....a RCA favorite for those chilly nights out in the garage

 

[TurboDiverArt]

Originally posted by Buicksx2
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh what Artie said in the prior two posts..........Latino Amatuers.....a RCA favorite for those chilly nights out in the garage

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Hey, if we get $150, can be buy a new belt for the shops furnace and CNC machine? Please boss, I'm tired of having to use rat-tailed files to substitute for CNC machining and rubbing 2 sticks together to stay warm. If this product sell like our marketing department tells us it’ll be long hours in the manufacturing shop. Don’t make me start calling the Local 323 to unionize the shop!

Art.

 

[Buicksx2]

Call Jimmy Hoffa.............sure he can help unionize Rich's Auto.