Best Pickup line
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Not the best, but worked for me.
Me: I like your top
Her: Thanks
Me: Is it felt?
Me: (before she could answer, I reach and gently touch the material above her cleavage) It is now!!!
I saw it on an episode of Night Court and figured I'd try it out. I know it's corny, but it worked. How well did it work? Well, we've been together for almost 13 year. So, depending on your motives, use at your own risk
Later,
Steve.
Me: I like your top
Her: Thanks
Me: Is it felt?
Me: (before she could answer, I reach and gently touch the material above her cleavage) It is now!!!
I saw it on an episode of Night Court and figured I'd try it out. I know it's corny, but it worked. How well did it work? Well, we've been together for almost 13 year. So, depending on your motives, use at your own risk
Later,
Steve.
Lets see..........
Is that windex in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Can I borrow a quarter? (what for?) My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Do your feet hurt? (No, why?) Cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
My fault, I was thinking corny pick up lines, not good ones! I used this one once--"Are you going to punch me in the nuts if I try to kiss you?" It worked. Believe it or not.
Is that windex in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Can I borrow a quarter? (what for?) My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
Do your feet hurt? (No, why?) Cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
My fault, I was thinking corny pick up lines, not good ones! I used this one once--"Are you going to punch me in the nuts if I try to kiss you?" It worked. Believe it or not.
Here are few cheesy ones...
Your father must've been a butcher because you are one fine piece of meat.
and the brownie point winner:
Your father must've been a thief.... because he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes.
Works every time..... really!
-GNX7
Your father must've been a butcher because you are one fine piece of meat.
and the brownie point winner:
Your father must've been a thief.... because he stole the stars from the sky and placed them in your eyes.
Works every time..... really!
-GNX7
Not a pick up line but the perfect way to get laid on a 1st date thats going real well,after some kissing and alot of beer
you say "I really like you alot and dont want to cheapen it by going all the way"
I swear ive used that AT LEAST 5 times without fail.There reactions are all the same "Awww,your so sweet".Makes the women think youre actually a respectable,caring guy
you say "I really like you alot and dont want to cheapen it by going all the way"I swear ive used that AT LEAST 5 times without fail.There reactions are all the same "Awww,your so sweet".Makes the women think youre actually a respectable,caring guy
Originally posted by broke1
Not a pick up line but the perfect way to get laid on a 1st date thats going real well,after some kissing and alot of beer
LOL. Ive used that same line or at least some variation of it and your right it works without fail. Ive would have never told anyone I said something sappy like that, but if others use it too then I dont feel so lame.
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"Hey, how's about going home with me and I'll buy you lots of clothes and shoes and jewelry and you can get your hair and nails every week and run around day and night with your girlfriends and have the phone grow to your ear and neglect the house and the kids and refuse to cook and refuse sex and make me miserable for about 50 years, until I die and you live 20 more on everything I've earned while you laid around and watched Oprah..."
That always works...
That always works...
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