What state is that? I think your mistaken.
Living on Long Island is like living in another COUNTRY!
If I could shoot a rifle in your direction it would only make a 5 mile trip.
If I drive there on a Friday afternoon during rush hour........I have to go through customs (NY/NJ Port Authority Police Check points at the bridge), It costs me 30 bucks in tolls, a tank of gas, and then I get an entire tour of the island, because it's a crap shoot to stay on any one of the parkways! We should find Robert Moses' grave, dig him up, and kill him again!
I need to plan a weekend get-away just to see you guys!