Cow, Ant and an Old Fart

[GNeric]

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the
three of them.



The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!



The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!














Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

 

[vicious6]

Well I will step up. I am 39 and feel like and old fart!:redface:

 

[whitehot84]

I resemble that remark......................!!!!:tongue:

 

[Rubicon 327]

Ditto!:tongue:

 

[Chuck Leeper]

Me too!

I resemble that remark......................!!!!:tongue:

At 71, I seldom get much respect! I feel like Rodney Dangerfield most every day!

I guess it's the fact I look like I'm 35, that gets the weird looks!!:tongue:

 

[vicious6]

I would not complain Chuck! :smile:

 

[Chuck Leeper]

Not really

I would not complain Chuck! :smile:

complaining. It's just that I'm tired all the time!
I guess if my 22y/o girl friend would stay home w/ her husband, a couple nites a week, I'd get caught up on my rest!

Actually, every day I wake up above ground, is a good day!

 

[vicious6]

That a boy Chuck! Now that is a true Buick Driver for ya! Gotta keep that oil checked!