Little6pack
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Why are mustang owners such dorks?
I see this Black GT convertible (not current style but 1 gen back) driving up from behind me as I was heading to the local hardware store in the next town. The road is 4 lanes. with some spread out stoplights that give you enough distance for some street action.
Well the dork comes by me about 60 mph (me in slower lane in my Limited going the 40mph speed limit). He has the stero blasting & is singing to himself looking at my Grampy car.
I have 2 sons with me. The older one 16 & little one 5. I pick up the pace to hopefully get him at one of the stoplights. My wish came true on the second light right in front of the BUDWIESER plant. The light went red making mr dork stop & i roll up to stop next to him.
Perfect DAY sunny,dry,straight location with no cars ahead in sight.
Light turns green & I hear Mr Dork REV his motor like he is JOE COOL. That is all I needed to hear. I let him roll past 1/2 car & wham I just pressed into the throttle. My tires started to spin & car get a little squrmy so I let up to allow them to catch & just wizz by Joe Cool who had the STUNNED look on his face (PRICELESS). I hear the 5 year old yell TURBO POWER Daddy (also PRICELESS).
At 1/3 mile I had Mr Joe dork so bad that i slowed down to normal speed & noticed him stay back
like he got stung by a bee. :wink:
I see this Black GT convertible (not current style but 1 gen back) driving up from behind me as I was heading to the local hardware store in the next town. The road is 4 lanes. with some spread out stoplights that give you enough distance for some street action.
Well the dork comes by me about 60 mph (me in slower lane in my Limited going the 40mph speed limit). He has the stero blasting & is singing to himself looking at my Grampy car.
I have 2 sons with me. The older one 16 & little one 5. I pick up the pace to hopefully get him at one of the stoplights. My wish came true on the second light right in front of the BUDWIESER plant. The light went red making mr dork stop & i roll up to stop next to him.
Perfect DAY sunny,dry,straight location with no cars ahead in sight.
Light turns green & I hear Mr Dork REV his motor like he is JOE COOL. That is all I needed to hear. I let him roll past 1/2 car & wham I just pressed into the throttle. My tires started to spin & car get a little squrmy so I let up to allow them to catch & just wizz by Joe Cool who had the STUNNED look on his face (PRICELESS). I hear the 5 year old yell TURBO POWER Daddy (also PRICELESS).
At 1/3 mile I had Mr Joe dork so bad that i slowed down to normal speed & noticed him stay back
like he got stung by a bee. :wink:
It never happens to me when I'm all alone. Anyways, It's a good kill.
