I don't understand how people think that they can be taken seriously, especially when selling a car, when they talk or write like this. I know it's nit-picking, but I hate when people TEXT me talking like this.
BTW, it hurt my brain to read that. It was like staring into an eclipse or purposely staring into a flashlight. I figured all the alcohol I consume would do a good job making me dumb, but I think I'm on the verge of becoming a vegetable after reading that.