The Darkside
Heavy Metal Thunder
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- May 25, 2001
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Embarassed a 2000 or 2001 GT Mustang & the driver
I was going to post this kill about a month or so ago, but forgot too, so here it is.
My son met me for lunch one day & as we walked out the front door we noticed a silver Mustang that had a ground kit on it & 2 black stripes on the hood that had GT on them. It was a convertible & I admit it did look nice.
Anyways, I was parked around back & my son was parked in the front near the GT. As I was pulling out I noticed the GT was gone. I pulled out onto the street & my son was waviting for me & pointing ahead. Well, what'ya know,there's the GT going my way
So I jump in behind the GT & my son eager to watch a kill, follows me in his '91 RS Camaro.I notice it sounds very healthy & he's got some fat,meaty tires on the back.The rear part of the ground kit says "STALKER" on it where the regular GT's have GT, so I think I'm gonna have to stalk this stalker!!! We're on a 3 lane road that the speed limit is only 50. but it's got some straight shots in it.Well, I follow him till I can get beside him & kinda look over & see he's got his girlfriend or wife with him.I kinda pass him nice & easy & goi ahead by 3 car lengths, but my son jumps in the free lane and kinda revs beside 'em, trying to instigate something. Well the GT jumps on it a little & as soon as he gets beside me I kinda jump in it a little to see if he really wants to play.
He lets off the gas for a second & we're now approaching a red light. We're both slowing down now & as we get closer to the red light it turns green. Now he speeds up beside me in a lower gear & revving his engine. I let him jump on it & he pulls about 2 cars before I floor it & as I'm flying by him I wave bye,bye & put about 7 or more car lengths on him before I shut down!!! I was hoping he would pull up breside me, but instead he slowed down & took a right turn.My son was watching the whole race from behind (of course) & afterwards we pulled over layghing at how bad I left him & what he might be saying to his girlfriend right about now!!!
Guess what? We found out!!!
That's right, my son at that time was working at a Go-cart/batting cage place and he calls me one night & says guess who's here? The silver GT & I'm going to talk to him about that race. I said cool, call me back. He calls back & says he asked the guy what the car had done to it & he says a few things.My son says yea, I saw you race a week or so ago. The guy kinda puffs up & says yea, I race alot, where did you see me?My son says you raced a black car up on TownEast. My son tells me that the guy puts his head down & says "that never happened". Just so happens the guy's girlfriend speaks up & says"was that that really fast black car that beat you?" The guy says slowly whispers yea.He tells my son "I've never been spanked so bad" The guy asked what the "black car" had in it. My son says,"just a six w/ a couple of bolt ons". My son proceeds to educate him on the power of the darkside & tells him if you ever see a Buick w/ a bump on the hood, don't race it. The guy just looks at my son and says,"Don't worry, I won't!!!
The Darkside
I was going to post this kill about a month or so ago, but forgot too, so here it is.
My son met me for lunch one day & as we walked out the front door we noticed a silver Mustang that had a ground kit on it & 2 black stripes on the hood that had GT on them. It was a convertible & I admit it did look nice.
Anyways, I was parked around back & my son was parked in the front near the GT. As I was pulling out I noticed the GT was gone. I pulled out onto the street & my son was waviting for me & pointing ahead. Well, what'ya know,there's the GT going my way

So I jump in behind the GT & my son eager to watch a kill, follows me in his '91 RS Camaro.I notice it sounds very healthy & he's got some fat,meaty tires on the back.The rear part of the ground kit says "STALKER" on it where the regular GT's have GT, so I think I'm gonna have to stalk this stalker!!! We're on a 3 lane road that the speed limit is only 50. but it's got some straight shots in it.Well, I follow him till I can get beside him & kinda look over & see he's got his girlfriend or wife with him.I kinda pass him nice & easy & goi ahead by 3 car lengths, but my son jumps in the free lane and kinda revs beside 'em, trying to instigate something. Well the GT jumps on it a little & as soon as he gets beside me I kinda jump in it a little to see if he really wants to play.
He lets off the gas for a second & we're now approaching a red light. We're both slowing down now & as we get closer to the red light it turns green. Now he speeds up beside me in a lower gear & revving his engine. I let him jump on it & he pulls about 2 cars before I floor it & as I'm flying by him I wave bye,bye & put about 7 or more car lengths on him before I shut down!!! I was hoping he would pull up breside me, but instead he slowed down & took a right turn.My son was watching the whole race from behind (of course) & afterwards we pulled over layghing at how bad I left him & what he might be saying to his girlfriend right about now!!!
Guess what? We found out!!!
That's right, my son at that time was working at a Go-cart/batting cage place and he calls me one night & says guess who's here? The silver GT & I'm going to talk to him about that race. I said cool, call me back. He calls back & says he asked the guy what the car had done to it & he says a few things.My son says yea, I saw you race a week or so ago. The guy kinda puffs up & says yea, I race alot, where did you see me?My son says you raced a black car up on TownEast. My son tells me that the guy puts his head down & says "that never happened". Just so happens the guy's girlfriend speaks up & says"was that that really fast black car that beat you?" The guy says slowly whispers yea.He tells my son "I've never been spanked so bad" The guy asked what the "black car" had in it. My son says,"just a six w/ a couple of bolt ons". My son proceeds to educate him on the power of the darkside & tells him if you ever see a Buick w/ a bump on the hood, don't race it. The guy just looks at my son and says,"Don't worry, I won't!!!

The Darkside
